Leverage S03E14 The Boys Night Out Job.

Eliot: "You're lucky I love you am not thinking about you (which I never do)."

Hardison later gets cornered with a lecture on how to believably portray the kind of person who can get away with bossing a hitter like Eliot around in that manner, complete with hand-annotated printouts (Eliot hasn't gotten the hang of Hardison's presentations yet) of illustrative examples selected from among their marks, similar assholes they haven't taken down yet, and Nate's obnoxious con roles. Hardison keeps trying to explain that this isn't necessary (because he was drunk on "prove he could be 'assertive' like Parker would be into" and now realizes that was unnecessary and ill-advised). Eliot keeps interrupting his protests to insist that this is necessary so that Hardison is actually believable "next time." Parker materializes out of nowhere to listen attentively to the lecture, ask odd questions, and agree that Hardison needs to stop arguing and pay attention to this important topic.