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Mindy: People are always bagging on millennials and saying how great the elderly are, but they're not. They can't drive, they give terrible award show speeches, - and they ruined Facebook. Morgan: Okay, let me say something. As the founder of the very poorly attended Grandma-Con, I'm not just gonna sit here and listen to you rip on grandmas like that. Mindy: You know, I am so happy that I found a cool, fresh-faced, young woman to take care of my son because he deserves a cool, young nanny who has never had a landline and who only knows the Chris Pratt version of "Jurassic Park."
Morgan: How dare you, Dr.L. I was raised by my grandmother and I turned out great. Oh, God! My wound!
Colette: I'd love to help you, Morgan, but we never got to the end of that gauze seminar.