Based on a conversation some of my friends had about Dipper and Mabel becoming warriors kids- I can't take credit for the idea or dialogue, but it WAS fun bringing it to life.

When the chronic fatigue is chronic

Doing this even when I’m not tired

Buddy I've got some bad news for you

the beautiful and luminous moon

the peeled and delicious banana

The humble parenthesis

For every animal dug out of permafrost with complete DNA there’s a scout yelling “well why haven’t you cloned it yet”

Clone the prehistoric dog-wolf transitionary puppies dammit

there are a lot more abjectly harmful and meanspirited april fool's jokes out there but the one i personally find most annoying is when american game devs pretend that they're going to make a visual novel spinoff of their game because they can't imagine making visual novels in earnest

conversely, the sonic team won my everlasting respect by making their april fool's joke an actual complete visual novel without a hint of irony or disdain for the medium because the joke wasn't that it was a vn, it was that they fucking killed sonic

[id: a tiktok by dogsofttiktok6 showing clips of dogs, cats, and one chicken before and after their baths. before their baths, most of them are fluffy, and afterwards, they are all sopping wet. some of them are happier about this than others. end id]

Dragonair (with legs?!) 🐉

The moon is clouds

Pokemon Heritage Post

Creepiest monster thing alive: moves like that

this little girl: 😊☺️😄😄☺️😊🤩

This is so cute omg my heart is going vrooom vroroooooom

The little boy holding the sign is having a Very Different Experience

ah yes my favourite divorced half-foot dad

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fantasy characters: “Geez”

me: who the fuck spread Christianity there

this two-years-old shitpost just gained a hundred notes who the snickerdoodles dug it up

W H A T

@rogha

In moments like this I always fall back on the fact that they also aren’t speaking English because they don’t have England or the many languages and conquering peoples that contributed to the creation of the English language and therefore the work musr be a translation into recognizable terms in our world’s terms. Call that Tolkien Brainrot.

Definitely funnier if you make fantasy explanations though,

Champagne is a wizard who sells bubbly alcohol.

It’s called English because of the original Lish people, all languages start with En here.

French fries are not potatoes they’re roots of the french plant.

Goodbye is now short for ‘good be your eye’ wishing you luck seeing the path ahead.

Jesus Christ is a long dead lich who used to cause everyone problems and we haven’t stopped saying her name when things go wrong.

And that’s the Pratchett approach

joel THIS is why you use the mcc sippy cup of shame

where was he (mcc sippy cup) when we needed him most…..

my soul leaving my body when the bread pops out of the toaster

An expertly done three point turn

Weren’t expecting that house

#I have never seen someone nope that hard before

#our house #in the middle of the street

i love how you can see the driver pause for some wtf processing before choosing a course of action