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help me chop these tiddies off

hey y’all. so the surgeon i was initially going to for top surgery, who took my insurance, is moving hospitals. bc of this, she cancelled every 2020 patient, including me

im now set up w/ a new surgeon (dr. medalie in cleveland, oh) who is amazing, but does not take insurance. the total cost is $7,260 and its all due in full before the surgery.

 if i can’t raise this amount i’ll take out a loan but i already am in debt from school so uhh,,, if any of u can throw a couple dollars my way that wud be amazing. i also do commissions n will make a separate post for that. if u can’t donate, i would appreciate it if u could reblog or signal boost this in any way <3 

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There are these two teachers at my school who have the biggest case of bromance I've ever seen. One is a straight English teacher and the other is a gay Maths teacher. English teacher talks about the Maths teacher like he's the love of his life. Recently they went to this course together and I asked the English teacher how it went. His eyes lit up, he stood up straight in his chair, and said "OMG IT WAS SO COOL!! WE WENT TO ARGENTINA TOGETHER, WE SHARED A ROOM AND HE IS SO COOL! I LOVE HIM!!"

This girl from the 9th grade came into our class today to ask for a ruler and it went a little like this.

Girl: Hey Sir, can I have a ruler?

English teacher: Who is it for?

Girl: ^Name of Maths teacher^

English teacher: *gasp* TAKE ANYTHING YOU NEED!! Whatever he needs you can take!

Girl: *takes a single ruler*

Girl: *comes back a few mins later to return the ruler*

English teacher: I was hoping ^Maths teacher^ would come back to return it :( I wanted to see him

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violetbauds

I’m starting to think the English teacher isn’t straight

I cannot describe how unsurprised I'd be if they were actually in love

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raptorific

I’m practically begging you all to learn what “twink” means

I’m about to go completely feral

People I’ve seen referred to as a twink recently:

  • David Tennant
  • Soldier 76 Overwatch
  • Hozier
  • Mahershala Ali
  • John Mulaney

Note: only one of these men is actually gay and he’s elderly and jacked and has visible body hair and also he’s pretend

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i-am-a-fish

dude it's not gay if we're both gay bro, since we're both gay, we'll just cancel each other out... bro are you leanin in for a smooch? bro......

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-support trans women who have pattern baldness and can’t wear their hair in “feminine” styles.
-support trans women who have sensitive skin and can’t shave every day.
-support trans women who have pigment allergies and can’t wear tons of makeup.
-support trans women who have blood disorders and other health problems that make surgery a preventively high risk.
-also, support trans women who do not have these problems but still do not feel obligated to live up to your cissexist standards of femininity.
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broooo i was kidding when i asked you to move to a rural italian village with me and start a new life lmao. deadass bro. unless…

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