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Not gonna talk about the times "actually, I have been emotionally attracted to both genders, but the thought of sex with either a man or a woman is upsetting to me" has been met with "not wanting to have sex with men is correct, its the comphet. Not wanting to have sex with women is wrong, thats internalized homophobia. Being asexual is fake. Being bisexual is for people who are 100% confident in that, so if you have doubts you're probably just a lesbian." So

i just found this in my drafts from 2 years ago and wanna kinda take my 2-years-younger-self's hand and say "normal people dont talk like this you were just spending too much time with radfems" because yeah.

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@leper1

#how does one introduce teeth to a handjob #at that point it becomes an mouthjob (?) with supplemental hand deployment

get some teeth 2. glue teeth to hand 3. wait for glue to dry 4. dry hand job with teeth

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hellbabyfromhell

loading Swagg…

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hellbabyfromhell

in case you ever doubted im a megamind level genius i made this post in 2011

lmaonade

if you’re so genius how come i just unloaded your Swagg.. it’s 2024 buddy

hellbabyfromhell

You are going to hell

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moghedien

YALL THE ONION BOUGHT INFO WARS IN THE BANKRUPTCY AUCTION

moghedien

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST POSSIBLE OUTCOME ARE YOU KIDDING ME

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cococcinooo

i do

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I can't stress enough how much I miss StumbleUpon

zevveli

StumbleUpon once sent me to a supercut of Lion King, Lion King 1 1/2, and Lion King II, the main edit being that the scenes of Lion King and Lion King 1 1/2 were interspersed so that they happened in the order they actually happened.

redpandarascal

stumbleupon not existing anymore can be directly traced to a dramatic decline in my mental health, I could do a thesis on it.

musashi

bestie stumbleupon very much still exists its just called cloudhiker now. i use it all the time.

lesbiassoon

mini compilation of suggestions from the replies:

The Bored Button - "Press the Bored Button and be bored no more."

The Useless Web

Cloudhiker - "Discover the most interesting, weird and awesome websites of the Internet" (not really a rebrand, it's a different person running it but they have the same intention in mind)

Astronaut.io - "These videos come from YouTube. They were uploaded in the last week and have titles like DSC 1234 and IMG 4321. They have almost zero previous views. They are unnamed, unedited, and unseen (by anyone but you)."

Marginalia - "This is an independent DIY search engine that focuses on non-commercial content, and attempts to show you sites you perhaps weren't aware of in favor of the sort of sites you probably already knew existed."

wizzardhat

i need everyone to see what i found as soon as i used cloudhiker

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