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Stephen Colbert
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Listen, I know I’m not supposed to be up here but lets be honest, neither is Donald Trump.
Blessed Stephen Colbert, Patron Saint of Captain America
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Well, he tried. Happy Hunger Games. May the odds be ever in your favor...
Little known fact that every year on your Naturalization Anniversary, CaptainAmerica appears in a pick up truck with Steven Colbert and a flock of bald eagles and ask you to share a coke while listening to American Pie. Then they asks what good you have done for your country and the meeting ends with Nick Cage inviting you to join him in stealing historical documents (especially in election years).
Happy Nine Years USA. I love you. Even when you give me rubbish to vote for.
Listen, I know I'm not supposed to be up here but lets be honest, neither is Donald Trump.
Blessed Stephen Colbert, Patron Saint of Captain America
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Stay safe this holiday season.
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this would've been done in the first movie if we had just sent in the eagles....