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Dating Disney: Beauty and the Beast

Beauty and the Beast features my favorite love story and my favorite Disney Princess, so it holds a very special spot in my heart. So, it’s worth looking into the film to decide when the Movie is supposed to be set.

During the opening musical number “Belle”, Belle is telling the Baker about the book she’s been reading. She’s clearly describing Jack and the Beanstalk, the earliest version being the tale of “Jack Spriggins and the Enchanted Bean” in 1734. But she also deliberately mentions an ogre, not a giant. Near as I could find, the only version with an ogre was written by Joseph Jacobs in 1890, making Belle nearly contemporary to modernity. Belle’s excitement over the book is likely a sign that this is a new story.

During the same musical number, we see a sign depicting a tobacco pipe, but unlike with the Calabash pipe from the Little Mermaid movie. I could place it to possibly be a Billiard type, but the exact era of creation escapes me. However, tobacco pipes have been around as long as Tobacco has been introduced to European trade, starting in the 16th century.

The history of colored printing goes as far back as the 16th century, and there are illustrations from the early 1700s with an impressive variety of color that help establish a stronger time period. The book also shows the words Le Prince Charmant or Prince Charming. Prince Charming started being used in 1697 in Charles Perrault’s version of Sleeping Beauty, although there, Prince Charming was not a name. Rather, Perrault stated that the Prince was charmed by her words. The first story to use Prince Charming as a name is the Tale of Pretty Goldilocks. It was written at some point in the 17th Century by Madame d’Aulnoy, but in her version the hero was named Avenant. It wasn’t until 1889 when Andrew Lang retold the story that Avenant was dubbed as Charming. One year later in 1890, Oscar Wilde used the term “Prince Charming” sarcastically in his novel “The Picture of Dorian Gray”, meaning that the term had gotten its more modern meaning by this point in time.

Gaston’s musket is a Blunderbuss, which was invented in the early 1600′s and remained popular through the 18th century before falling out of fashion in the middle of the 19th century. However, considering Belle states that this is a backwards town and Gaston is an old-fashioned, Primeval man, it’s possible he’s using a largely outdated weapon.

While there are no street lamps in the city, we can see in the background lanterns on the sides of buildings, which might allude to the movie taking place before the invention of gas lamps. However, gas lamps were invented in 1809, and if the version of Jack and the Beanstalk is from 1890, then by all accounts the town should have gas lamps. What this amounting evidence is leading me to believe is that the film is directly following the plot of the original fairy tale.

In the story, Beauty’s father is a merchant who loses his fortune due to a storm destroying his cargo. They’re forced to live on a farm until the merchant stumbles upon the Beast’s castle and kick starts the plot. In the opening song, Belle says “every morning’s just the same, since the morning that we came, to this poor, provincial town.” This could mean that she grew up in a much more modern, urban, and progressive town. Possibly even Paris. But that after Maurice suffered severe financial trouble, he was forced to move them to the small, backwards town that was practically living an entire century behind the rest of France, which is why she’s so bored and unimpressed by the little town. It helps explain why she’s so eager to want to get out of this town and see the world. She wants to be part of the modern world again.

Interestingly, I can support this theory with background information. According to some of my research, Belle’s village was based on the little town of Riquewihr, France, which still looks like it did in the 16th century to this day. So the idea that Belle’s little village lacks so many modern elements could be a nod to the architecture of this sleepy French village that has remained largely untouched by the march of time. Hence why it looks more like something out of the 1700s despite the many elements from the 1800s being present.

During the song “Be Our Guest”, Lumiere dances with a match stick. Match sticks were invented in 1805. Assuming the film still takes place in the 1890s, this would be concurrent with the other evidence we’ve seen thus far. Later in the same song, the silverware makes an Eiffel tower, which was constructed in 1889. Since Jack and the Beanstalk was written after that, it still fits within the suspected time frame.

During the climax of the battle, Cogsworth is wearing military garments reflective of Napoleonic styles. Napoleon was coronated in 1804 until 1814, had a brief return to power in 1815, and eventually died in 1821. So this is also congruent to the established time period.

In the Youtube Video “Fashion Expert Fact Checks Belle from Beauty and the Beast’s Costumes” by Glamour, April Calahan, a Fashion Historian from the Fashion Institute of Technology directly noted that Belle’s yellow gown lacks the shape of a proper 18th century dress, and more closely resembles the shape of 19th century dresses, fitting into the evidence that’s been mounting in support of a late 19th century setting.

As a part of his primary costume, Lefou wears a waistcoat and tailcoats, which came into vogue in the 1800s, namely from the 1840s through the 1850s.

But if the film is set in the 1800s, how can the Beast still be a prince after the French Revolution? Well something worth noting is that when he finds out that Belle isn’t coming to dinner, the Beast storms through the halls to her room as Cogsworth calls after him as “Your Eminence” and “Your Grace”. The address of “Your Eminence” is reserved for Cardinals of the Roman Catholic Church, and is an ecclesiastical style of address. “Your Grace” is noticeably an English style of address, but it’s being used by Cogsworth who is British, so I can chalk that up to just part of his culture. Although it was used for British monarchs, it fell out of use during the reign of King Henry VIII (1509-1547) and after that, the use of “Your Grace” became used to address archbishops and non-royal Dukes and Duchesses. Now clearly the Beast is not a cardinal or a bishop, especially if he is looking for the love of a woman to make him human, since it’s forbidden for Catholic priests to marry. So clearly that is not what is meant here. But the other answer actually does hold a bit of weight. Beast’s father was in fact, a Duke. So how is the Beast a prince? He’s not. Not entirely. See, there’s more than one kind of Prince in French nobility. There’s a Prince du Sang, or a Prince by Blood. Effectively, the Crown Prince, the sons of ruling monarchs. But the title is also given to lords in charge of a Principality, one of the smallest territorial sizes. The Beast’s principality probably only extends to having power over the little unnamed village. And with it being after the revolution, Beast might not even have the proper use of his title anymore. He’s effectively a rich kid in a fancy house with no real authority or power. He’s just old money from a by-gone era of human history. But if Beast’s address of “Your Grace” is accurate, that would mean that he’s a non-royal Duke, meaning he would not likely have been executed during the Revolution, as his family would have essentially been governors or senators than actual monarchs. They just had jurisdiction over a small piece of the Kingdom of France and reported back to and obeyed the orders of their King. Thus, he would not have been important enough to be killed or chased out of power by the townsfolk.

CONCLUSION

The movie is set between the late autumn and early-to-mid winter of 1890. Although the snow is gone when Belle returns to the village, the trees are still bare, signaling that it may just be unseasonably warm, though it could be the very early spring of 1891 between the receding of the snow and the blossoming of new spring foliage. Between the books, clothing, and references made, my conclusion is that Belle is a very modern girl living in a backwards little town stuck in the past, thus why a village in 1890 looks so completely lacking in modern technology despite the era. The Prince is nothing more than a fancy title as the son of a Duke, and he likely has very little if any actual government authority. Essentially, Belle married into wealth, not power, and will never be a proper queen, and I’m not sure if the wife of a lord ruling a principality is a princess or not, but I suspect the answer is no. Making Belle, like Mulan, a Disney Princess who did not marry royalty, was not born royalty, and thus, cannot be called a Disney Princess. She’s definitely a noblewoman, but she’s not royal by any means.

SETTING: Riquewihr, France

KINGDOM: The French Republic (France)

YEAR: Autumn, 1890 - Spring, 1891

PERIOD: The Third Republic (1870-1940)

LANGUAGE: French

This would also explain why no one in the town seems to care that their regent hasn’t been seen in years. 

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i’m losing my mind at the concept that Belle will very likely live to see the first World War, barring other catastrophe.

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Belle is 17 years old at the beginning of the film. If the film takes place in 1890, she’ll only be 41 years old when Duke Ferdinand is shot some 800 miles away. The Beast is barely four years older than Belle. He’ll be 45. 

According to the Encyclopedia Britannica (by way of Wikipedia), “costly battles on the Western Front forced France to conscript men up to the age of 45.” It’s not impossible that The Beast sees combat during WWI. Trench warfare, gas warfare, no man’s land, all the horrors of front line at the dawn of the 20th century. It’s entirely possible that Belle signs up with the Red Cross as a nurse, maybe utilizing a mechanical aptitude inherited from her father to aid in the war effort.

When Germany invades Poland, Belle and The Beast will be 56 and 60, respectively. In the spring of the following year, the Nazis invades France. They occupy castles and large estates across France, to use as both bases of operation and as strongholds to hoard stolen wealth (in the form of gold and art) and political hostages.

Would Belle and the Beast fight off Nazi invaders from their home? They’ve defended it before, but is there enough magic left in those old walls to mount a defense? Or would they flee their chateau, go underground, and use what remaining assets they have to aid La Résistance?

Do they have children, and if so what’s become of them in this time of war?

Listen, what I’m getting at here is that since they’re both Disney properties, there’s an entirely justifiable team up between Beauty and the Beast and Captain America.

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Forgotten By History

Female firefighters at Pearl Harbor (1941).

Donna Tobias - the first woman to graduate from the US Navy’s Deep Sea Diving School in 1975.

Brave women of the Red Cross hitting the beach at Normandy.

Dottie Kamenshek was called the best player in women’s baseball and was once recruited to play for a men’s professional team.

Kate Warne - Private Detective. Born in New York City, almost nothing is known of her prior to 1856 when, as a young widow, she answered an employment advertisement placed by Alan Pinkerton. She was one of four new agents the Pinkerton Detective Agency hired that year and proved to be a natural, taking to undercover work easily. She had taken part in embezzlement and railroad security cases when in 1861 the Pinkertons developed the first lead about an anti-Lincoln conspiracy.

Catherine Leroy, female photographer in Vietnam.

The three women pictured in this incredible photograph from 1885 – Anandibai Joshi of India, Keiko Okami of Japan, and Sabat Islambouli of Syria – each became the first licensed female doctors in their respective countries. The three were students at the Women’s Medical College of Pennsylvania; one of the only places in the world at the time where women could study medicine.

Female Samurai Warrior - Onno-Bugeisha - Female warrior belonging to the Japanese upper class. Many women engaged in battle, commonly alongside samurai men. They were members of the bushi (samurai) class in feudal Japan and were trained in the use of weapons to protect their household, family, and honour in times of war.

One of the most feared of all London street gangs from the late 1880’s was a group of female toughs known as the Clockwork Oranges. They woulde later inspire Anthony burgess’ most notorious novel. Their main Rivals were the All-female “the Forty Elephants” gang.

Maureen Dunlop de Popp, Pioneering female pilot who flew Spitfires during Second World War. She joined the Air Transport Auxiliary (ATA) in 1942 and became one of a small group of female pilots who were trained to fly 38 types of aircraft.

In 1967, Kathrine Switzer was the first woman to run the Boston marathon. After realizing that a woman was running, race organizer Jock Semple went after Switzer shouting, “Get the hell out of my race and give me those numbers.” However, Switzer’s boyfriend and other male runners provided a protective shield during the entire marathon. The photographs taken of the incident made world headlines, and Kathrine later won the NYC marathon with a time of 3:07:29.

Women have always participated in fighting; whether that is in war or in breaking down barriers that have been set in front of us by society. 

Take inspiration from our foremothers and continue breaking down barriers, wherever you are. 

-FemaleWarrior, She/They 

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so is Victory

LOVE TRIANGLE

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bsparrow

Don’t forget Truth (Coming Out of Her Well to Shame Mankind)

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justrollinon

This must be why the Trump administration hates them all 

The Four Horsewomen of the Trumpocalypse.

I’ve never reblogged anything so quick

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spectrometon

The Ultimate Squad, comin’ to wreck your shit and save the world

Rb for that art doe

Dignity here to join the girl posse.

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brainwad

AVENGERS ASSEMBLE

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A lesson in Good History:

All of your favorite objectified historical figures were real people. Not gods, not monsters, not words on a page, not stories. Real people. The minute we forget that is the minute we lose sight of the real struggle from which we came.

So the next time you start thinking of anyone in history in black and white terms, I want to you picture that person in your head, and then and try to imagine the look on their face right when they’re about to sneeze.

Go ahead, imagine it right now. I’ll wait.

Looks stupid, don’t it?

Remember that next time.

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Please make a post about the story of the RMS Carpathia, because it's something that's almost beyond belief and more people should know about it.

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Carpathia received Titanic’s distress signal at 12:20am, April 15th, 1912. She was 58 miles away, a distance that absolutely could not be covered in less than four hours.

(Californian’s exact position at the time is…controversial. She was close enough to have helped. By all accounts she was close enough to see Titanic’s distress rockets. It’s uncertain to this day why her crew did not respond, or how many might not have been lost if she had been there. This is not the place for what-ifs. This is about what was done.)

Carpathia’s Captain Rostron had, yes, rolled out of bed instantly when woken by his radio operator, ordered his ship to Titanic’s aid and confirmed the signal before he was fully dressed. The man had never in his life responded to an emergency call. His goal tonight was to make sure nobody who heard that fact would ever believe it.

All of Carpathia’s lifeboats were swung out ready for deployment. Oil was set up to be poured off the side of the ship in case the sea turned choppy; oil would coat and calm the water near Carpathia if that happened, making it safer for lifeboats to draw up alongside her. He ordered lights to be rigged along the side of the ship so survivors could see it better, and had nets and ladders rigged along her sides ready to be dropped when they arrived, in order to let as many survivors as possible climb aboard at once.

I don’t know if his making provisions for there still being survivors in the water was optimism or not. I think he knew they were never going to get there in time for that. I think he did it anyway because, god, you have to hope.

Carpathia had three dining rooms, which were immediately converted into triage and first aid stations. Each had a doctor assigned to it. Hot soup, coffee, and tea were prepared in bulk in each dining room, and blankets and warm clothes were collected to be ready to hand out. By this time, many of the passengers were awake–prepping a ship for disaster relief isn’t quiet–and all of them stepped up to help, many donating their own clothes and blankets.

And then he did something I tend to refer to as diverting all power from life support.

Here’s the thing about steamships: They run on steam. Shocking, I know; but that steam powers everything on the ship, and right now, Carpathia needed power. So Rostron turned off hot water and central heating, which bled valuable steam power, to everywhere but the dining rooms–which, of course, were being used to make hot drinks and receive survivors. He woke up all the engineers, all the stokers and firemen, diverted all that steam back into the engines, and asked his ship to go as fast as she possibly could. And when she’d done that, he asked her to go faster.

I need you to understand that you simply can’t push a ship very far past its top speed. Pushing that much sheer tonnage through the water becomes harder with each extra knot past the speed it was designed for. Pushing a ship past its rated speed is not only reckless–it’s difficult to maneuver–but it puts an incredible amount of strain on the engines. Ships are not designed to exceed their top speed by even one knot. They can’t do it. It can’t be done.

Carpathia’s absolute do-or-die, the-engines-can’t-take-this-forever top speed was fourteen knots. Dodging icebergs, in the dark and the cold, surrounded by mist, she sustained a speed of almost seventeen and a half.

No one would have asked this of them. It wasn’t expected. They were almost sixty miles away, with icebergs in their path. They had a responsibility to respond; they did not have a responsibility to do the impossible and do it well. No one would have faulted them for taking more time to confirm the severity of the issue. No one would have blamed them for a slow and cautious approach. No one but themselves.

They damn near broke the laws of physics, galloping north headlong into the dark in the desperate hope that if they could shave an hour, half an hour, five minutes off their arrival time, maybe for one more person those five minutes would make the difference. I say: three people had died by the time they were lifted from the lifeboats. For all we know, in another hour it might have been more. I say they made all the difference in the world.

This ship and her crew received a message from a location they could not hope to reach in under four hours. Just barely over three hours later, they arrived at Titanic’s last known coordinates. Half an hour after that, at 4am, they would finally find the first of the lifeboats. it would take until 8:30 in the morning for the last survivor to be brought onboard. Passengers from Carpathia universally gave up their berths, staterooms, and clothing to the survivors, assisting the crew at every turn and sitting with the sobbing rescuees to offer whatever comfort they could.

In total, 705 people of Titanic’s original 2208 were brought onto Carpathia alive. No other ship would find survivors.

At 12:20am April 15th, 1912, there was a miracle on the North Atlantic. And it happened because a group of humans, some of them strangers, many of them only passengers on a small and unimpressive steam liner, looked at each other and decided: I cannot live with myself if I do anything less.

I think the least we can do is remember them for it.

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It has hit me that many on tumblr weren’t born when 9-11 took place… So I make my plea, please, don’t forget what happened.
When you write down today’s date on your homework, don’t look at it as though it’s something you can’t recall, or something that happened so long ago that it’s now irrelevant. Because for some of us it’s still so real. For some, it was the day our childhood ended. When we saw towers fall and people in far off lands stomp on our flag. Because for some, we can still remember what we wore. We can remember seeing the plane hit the second tower. For some, we can remember sitting in 5th grade social studies with Mrs Owens and listening to the radio saying the pentagon had been hit only to go home and watch coverage of the towers fall and a smokey field in Pennsylvania. Of spending the next three months with red ribbons on our shirts and moments of silence after the pledge.
Your history books will show you glossy photos but our memories bare a sharper image. We remember the photos of dust covered faces crossing the Washington Bridge fleeing Manhattan. We remember the pillar of smoke rising against a brilliant blue sky. We remember the sight of people stranded in airports in the us and canada trying to get home. We remember the blood drives, the volunteerism, the american flags that hang from the windows to the front doors to our socks.
You’ve come of age in a time where we divide into political camps over emails and tea parties. You can’t remember that “united we stand” once meant something. That it held us together as we made sense of the weeks to come.
Remember 9-11. It has shaped you even if you were too young to realize it. Remember 9-11, the heroes that died just doing what the do. Remember 9-11 that “Let’s Roll” is as much our creed as “in God we trust” or “Remember the Alamo”.
But remember. Oh, dear reader, please remember.

5th grade? I can give you Freshman year of high school. Other people on here (yes, on here, Tumblr, the supposed bastion of The Youth) can probably give you college or how they got a phone call from their kid’s school. 

If you want to know how much the world has changed, how DIFFERENT the world was before 9/11, ask us. Because none of us, whether we lived in NYC or in LA or in Hong Kong will ever forget. 

We can tell you how you used to be able to just walk into an airport and get on your plane. Bring your friends, they can see you off at your gate. How long does it take you to get to the airport? Ok, let’s leave like 15 minutes before that so we can be super on-time for the plane. 

We can tell you how The President of the United States used to go jogging. On the streets of DC. In sweats and with maybe a handful of Secret Service Agents. And the public could join him. 

We can tell you how no one thought it was terrorism until the second plane hit. Really, there is video of Matt Lauer speculating if the weather possibly had something to do with it. Maybe it was just pilot error. Our first gut reaction was ‘well, maybe it was just an accident’. 

We can tell you that Bush was just kind of a dope. Not like dangerous levels of incompetence kind of dumb, but just kind of a doof. Completely harmless. Kind of on-par with Joe Biden. 

We can tell you about the Anthrax scare that happened right after! This always seems to be a footnote in history books for some reason. But yeah, literally a week after 9/11 happened, two Democratic Senators  and some news agencies were sent Anthrax in the mail. This lasted for about a month. 5 people died. So we had all just watched 3,000 or so people be brutally murdered on television and then we were fucking scared shitless to open our mail. 

It was different. It was so different then. And when you know what it was like, how much has changed, and what we lost, you can kind of understand why we are where we are. Why the TSA was founded. Why Homeland Security was created. The continuation of these things in spite of the lack of evidence of success or deterrence, the abuses of freedom that they lead to are not OK. But when you really know in detail what changed, its understandable at least, why we started on this path. Because we were fucking scared. 

I graduated high school in the spring of 2001 and I was at work the morning of 9/11. I worked in the daycare at the YMCA in the mobile infant room. It was after giving them their breakfast and we were working on a little craft project when one of the other teachers came back from a buggy ride with a few of the babies. She saw the news coverage on one of the TVs out in the main building and, with no television in our classrooms, we were forced to get incoming information over the FM radio. Every chance we got, one of us would sneak out and find a television, reporting back with what we saw. It was such a strange thing- hearing bits and pieces and putting it all together, all the while taking care of these little babies who hadn’t a clue about what had happened and how profoundly the world had changed.

I was in 8th grade getting ready for school when my step dad (originally from NYC) told me I wasn’t going to school. I remember being in shock watching the news from Los Angeles. I will always remember September 11, 2001

I was doing laundry, bullshitting with one of my sorority sisters about the hot girl I’d met during my internship and how excited I was that my boss told me I had a job after graduation if I wanted it. Everything before that moment when someone screamed turn on the news and everything after? It’s completely different.

I was 14. We were getting the morning “news” in class, you know the broadcast done for students by students. The news broke to someone in the office and they changed the prompter for the student. “In breaking news, a plane just flew into the world trade center,” and then she laughed, thinking it couldn’t possibly be true.

All day, in every class, we watched the news. We watched the second plane fly into the tower, and we watched the towers fall. And we talked about what this could mean for us. Is this another war? Or something smaller? I could remember, distantly, the Kosovo bombings when I was a child and the “Gulf War”.

My next closest in age to me sibling is my brother JK. He had graduated the previous May and promptly joined the National Guard. He had been my best friend and my protector against my step-father. Under his urging, I had joined JROTC, like he had done, so that at least I was surrounded by some of his younger friends who would look out for me while he was away at basic training and AIT.

We learned, starting JROTC, about the various branches of the military and their duties. 

I cried during JROTC that day as that was when it filtered down that Al Qaeda was claiming credit and I just knew my brother would be called up to fight.

The NCO tried to comfort me. He reminded me that National Guard was just that, that they rarely if ever left the country. 

I lived then in Florida. My brother’s unit thankfully never did leave the country. The furthest he was deployed was Washington, D.C.

I live now in Oregon. I frequently hear about the National Guard units from this state, and how they’re in Afghanistan or Iraq, and who was lost this time.

One of the biggest changes I’ve seen not previously mentioned in this post is the ideological shift of the government. We were scared. We were at war. If you were not voting with the President, you were a traitor who hated America and the troops.  Republicans especially voted in lockstep, using this as a reason to shame any one who voted against them. Democratic voices were drowned out with filibusters, more than we had ever seen before on the floors of Congress. Previous, bi-partisan support was frequent and unsurprising. Now it’s almost shocking on the federal level. 

I miss when we were allowed to compromise. And when compromise didn’t mean accepting something morally repugnant. 

Every Anniversary I reblog this post in the hope that more will share their memories of that day.

Because that day shaped you in one way or another. Someday you’ll be a primary source of how life was different on September 12th than it was on September 10th. #sharethestories

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I’m translating this so any foreigners who have been to the national museum can help as well. Please reblog regardless of where you’re from.

“After tonight’s tragedy, museology students from UNIRIO(University of Rio de Janeiro) are trying to help preserve the memory of the brazilian national museum. We ask that those who have videos or pictures(and even selfies), of the collection share them through the e-mail [email protected]

What a great idea! Signal boosting!

Sharing for anyone who can help keep the memory of this museum alive

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Later in life Louis Mountbatten speaks of his memories of his Romanov family 

‘The Tsar was my father’s first cousin…and the Tsarina was my aunt on my mother’s side. Another aunt, Elizabeth, had married the Grand Duke Serge. So our Russian connections were very close. We used to see each other quite often either in Germany, or in Russia. I loved my Russian family and I loved Russia too.

These old family photograph albums bring back memories of all the happy times we had together in that almost unbelievable world before the Revolution. In this photo with my cousins I was just ten…my little cousin the Tsesarevich Alexei is in the carriage. He was heir to the Russian throne and was younger than me by about four years and in very poor health sometimes… he was a haemophiliac, which was a great worry to us all. 

…Olga, Marie, Anastasia and Tatiana were all very beautiful. I remember I had always secretly hoped to marry Marie… (Lord Louis laughs softly).

Russia was an autocracy at that time, the Tsar had absolute power and was answerable only to God. Yet anyone less like an autocrat than my uncle Nicky would be hard to imagine…he was a very, very kind-hearted simple charming man. But at the same time he was rather weak and indecisive. 

He was never happier than when he was outside playing with his children. I remember he would purchase us all chocolate-ices, and after, settle down with a long book to read quietly in peace

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Imagine your favorite historical figure watching over you, proud of what you have told about their life and story

Abigail Adams: “John that charming girl is singing your praises again...don’t you want to hear what she’s saying—“

John Adams: “She’s been dead to me the minute she became engrossed by that musical squabble about Hamilton...sit down indeed—“

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The real writer experience is standing in the shower and coming up with the most authentic dialogue with perfect phrasing and raw emotion in your head, then stepping out and drying your hair, putting on some clean pajamas and opening a word document to write down all your perfect ideas only to realize everything has evaporated. 

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kdxart

I FEEL CALLED OUT

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thelibrarina

Never lose a perfect shower line again.*

*Remember to erase promptly if you share a bathroom with anyone.

survivablyso

I’ve used these to outline term papers. nothing like a bath to get your brain to finally kick into gear and figure out your damn thesis

WHAT

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shell-senji

Also these handy little guys if you prefer a notepad:

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micromys

Are you kidding, shower crayons are the BEST when you share a bathroom with other people. When I was in college, we had them and we would use them to carry on philosophical debates, finish song lyrics, get life/writing advice, etc. It was so much fun and I miss it. 

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call-me-rei

I need these omg

This changes everything

Need this.

Grad school it is

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““We are raising a generation of young Americans who are illiterate [in regards to the Constitution]. They have a very sketchy, very thin knowledge of history relating to the system that our whole civilization is based on. The civics that they don’t understand is not just regrettable, it’s dangerous…I think we are swindling many students with the illusion that they are educated and they are not. It’s regrettable, and it’s unfair and it’s unnecessary.””

— David McCullough, Constitution Day Address at Utah Valley University 17 September 2011

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“The plan to cut the liberal arts and humanities majors… is in line with a failed attempt by Republican Gov. Scott Walker in 2015 to secretly change the mission of the respected university system… by removing words that commanded the university to ‘search for truth’ and ‘improve the human condition’ and replacing them with ‘meet the state’s workforce needs.”

“As a history major myself, I cannot condemn this enough. If you’re asking yourself ‘why?’, let me offer you a question. Between a worker who is trained to execute exact tasks and a worker who is trained to ask ‘why are we doing this task?’, whom do you think is more desirable to the average capitalist employer? I think this confirms that if you know history, political science, philosophy, geography, a second language, sociology, art, music, or geoscience, you’re a threat to the capitalist status quo.” -Richard D. Wolff

“I think this confirms that if you know history, political science, philosophy, geography, a second language, sociology, art, music, or geoscience, you’re a threat to the capitalist status quo.”

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The Russian Imperial Family, The Romanovs.

The Last Tsar Nicholas II (b. 1868 - d. 1918) and Tsarina Alexandra Feodorovna (b. 1872 - d. 1918) had five children, four daughters; Grand Duchesses Olga Nikolaevna (b. 1895 - d. 1918), Tatiana Nikolaevna (b. 1897 - d. 1918), Maria Nikolaevna (b. 1899 - d. 1918) and Anastasia Nikolaevna (b. 1901 - d. 1918). And one son, the hemophiliac child Tsesarevich Alexei Nikolaevich (b. 1904 - d. 1918). 

They were a close-knit family, an informal and a loving group. Never truly separated, not even in death.

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