Stephen Colbert
It just hit me that as President, Trump has access to the Presidential Book of Secrets. Nick Cage, we need you, stat.
The Book of Secrets has been secured. I want my third National Treasure and I want it now.
Everyone go home Greta wins
I will never forget the year the police shot rubber bullets & teargas at children & journalists & medics, and then welcomed a mob of white terrorists into the Capitol building. The entire U.S. government should be on trial for crimes against humanity
W.H. (via wittyhistorian)
Yes they’re trump supporters but call them what they are: terrorists
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literally planning out what to drink while the election results come in
hot cocoa with bailey’s red velvet won the night but not all the polls are closed, folks, IT COULD STILL GO ANOTHER WAY
hangover, mint tea, and oh hey the votes are still being counted
tonight: more Bailey’s. a lot more. also french fries becasuse the votes are still being counted!!!
In full sympathy I destroyed a Whataburger and whatafries...haven't eaten there since Beto ran in 2018 and it's looking like a possibility again tomorrow...
I have so many many regrets in life but at least I can one day die in peace with the knowledge that I didn’t vote for trump
One Day at a Time, One Halloween at a Time (S04E04)