"THE BEACONS ARE LIT. COLBERT CALLS FOR AIDE!!!!"

In Loving Memory of the 342 Chests of Tea Tossed into Boston Harbor 241 years ago on 16 December 1773.

In Lieu of Flowers, please spread Liber-TEA.

Dump Tea (and Trump) for Freedom.

245 years later the pursuit for liber-tea continues

Blessed Stephen Colbert, Patron Saint of Captain America

(via wittyhistorian)

St Colbert, guide us now we pray.

The Eagle Knows

He can feel the lack of freedom. 

The Eagle has spoken.

Even eagles don’t like him! What more proof do you need!

Stephen Colbert on his first episode of Late Show (via freedomisunderrated)

STEPHEN COLBERT JUST FUNDED EVERY TEACHER-REQUESTED GRANT IN THE STATE OF SOUTH CAROLINA, THIS IS HUGE.

KIDS ARE GOING TO HAVE SUPPLIES AND GET TO GO ON FIELD TRIPS BECAUSE OF THIS MAN. FINE ARTS CENTERS AND DEPARTMENTS GOT DESPERATELY NEEDED BOOSTS, AS OUR GOVERNOR ALL BUT ELIMINATED ALL OF THEIR FUNDING EARLIER THIS YEAR. THE FINE ARTS SCHOOL I WENT TO WILL BE ABLE TO STAY OPEN AND FULLY STAFFED BECAUSE OF HIM.

THIS IS WHAT YOU DO WITH FAME/MONEY.

THIS IS HOW YOU PROPERLY RUN A SOCIETY, BY TAKING THE EXCESS OF YOUR HARD WORK AND GIVING SOME OF IT TO THE NEXT GENERATION SO THEY HAVE THE TOOLS TO SUCCEED.

I LOVE YOU, STEPHEN COLBERT.

imagine an american going to hogwarts determined not to live up to stereotypes and they do pretty well up until they discover their patronus is a bald eagle

"Way to demolish that dementor. Pound it for America"