Impotence Cross
“Hell hath no fury…” As the title suggests, this working is to render a man impotent for any reason deemed fit, though adultery/unfaithfulness are leading contributors. Or maybe he’s just a sum’bitch, who am I to question? If there’s a man in your life who needs to pay for something – few things are quite as effective as this.
Recipe
- Measurements** – cut to length in black thread/string
- Black Candle – taper or federal
- Acorn
- Mint (dried)
- Item of the man’s clothing – underwear are ideal, but other garments will work – black cloth otherwise
Optional:
- Aconite/Wolfs’ Bane – **poisonous, be wary**
- Whiskey – hah!
Instructions
- Begin by cutting out a square (6x6 ;; 8x8) from the underwear (I was going to make a pun about being brief here, but it was so awful I had to remove it), clothing or black cloth and soak it in whiskey or a strong tea of mint. Leave it soaking while you work the rest of the ritual.
- Take your black candle and, using the measurements, cut the candle down to the correct size and carve his name into it. It works better to cut from the top of the candle instead of the bottom, as then it can still be placed snugly in an aptly sized candle-holder. You may – at this point – dress the candle in Devil’s Oil, X Oil or any crossing oil you fancy. Light the candle.
- While the candle burns, take the original measures and, while thinking of your desire, fold the length in half and place three knots (one in the center, then one on either end). As a note, depending on the size, you may find it easier to use thread – sometimes when you fold it in half you’re left with very little room…. Thread is easier to knot in tight spaces than a heavier string or twine. With a hammer, or other violent instrument, pound the acorn to smithereens and collect what remains. Add the acorn dust to your dried mint and give a brief stir with your finger to incorporate. You may also, at this point, burn a scrap of paper with their name on it (paired possibly a rather fitting incantation) and incorporate the ash into the blend.
- When the candle has burned down and only an inch or so remains, extinguish the candle and then (in much the same manner as the acorn) pound it and any melted pieces into “shards.” Mix them into the mint/acorn mixture.
- Fetch your scrap of fabric from the whiskey/tea and give it a wring. Upon it, pile the tied length of string and your herb mixture (as well as your Aconite). Gather the corners and tie with another piece of twine or thread. Bury it in the graveyard and leave the tea/whiskey as an offering.
**Measurements/measures: the length of a man’s penis cut, most often, into string or fabric – the more precise the measurement, the better. Used in instances of control, love, etc.