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#the witcher – @witchking-jr on Tumblr
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does it come in black?

@witchking-jr / witchking-jr.tumblr.com

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Something dramatic: *happens*

Jaskier: *gasps* *dramatic lute music*

Yennefer: oh hell yes, can you do that every time

Geralt: don’t encourage him

Jaskier: *sad lute music*

Geralt: I’m a witcher I want nothing… I feel nothing…

Yen: that’s so sad… Jaskier play Despacito 

Geralt: don’t you dare

Jaskier: *already playing it*

I add this because I think everyone needs the reference of how Despacito plays on a lute.

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me, originally: if you’re paying attention, there are enough contextual hints thrown in to keep track of the witcher timelines without extra indicators. it’s fine.
the official timeline: jaskier and geralt had known each other for 22 years by the dragon episode.
me: actually, no, you really needed to tell us that.

i for one vote that they just commit and make him immortal too

finding out jaskier is 18 in episode 2:

okay sure i can play along with that

finding out he’s 41 in episode 6:

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