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does it come in black?

@witchking-jr / witchking-jr.tumblr.com

weird shit, art, fashion and fandom in absolutely no sort of order. perpetually and merrily unrepentant.
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so like i know you have parody books like william shakespeare’s star wars but omfg i need victor hugo’s star wars like !!!!!!

i need 60 pages establishing obi-wan kenobi then he disappears for 100 pages while the homestead is established with a solid ten pages about uncle owen. and then when “ben” shows up and the author pretends the audience doesn’t know it’s obi-wan for like 46 pages while also discussing the tuskans travelling habits in depth.

IN FACT I WANT A WHOLE 60 PAGES “BOOK” ON TUSKANS COMPLETE WITH A CHAPTER ABOUT THEIR LANGUAGE

and like i fucking need “volume two: luke, book the second: the space craft falcon, chapter xi: a man whose nature may or may not be revealed in his last name of solo”

and like i need “vader derailed” with like 10 fucking pages detailing vader’s inner landscape and upheaval but only like one sentence about him actually tossing sidious into the abyss and the abyss itself gets a two paragraph description

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