#dont treat me like im 3 – @witchking-jr on Tumblr

me, originally: if you’re paying attention, there are enough contextual hints thrown in to keep track of the witcher timelines without extra indicators. it’s fine.

the official timeline: jaskier and geralt had known each other for 22 years by the dragon episode.

me: actually, no, you really needed to tell us that.

shmoopie313

I love that the show creator’s response to this was basically “Oh yeah. We forgot Jaskier isn’t immortal like the other main characters and probably should have aged him. Oops.”

absentlyabbie

i for one vote that they just commit and make him immortal too

emmavakarian-theirin

finding out jaskier is 18 in episode 2:

okay sure i can play along with that

finding out he’s 41 in episode 6:

#the witcher wxpects u to just Figure It Out and i RESPECT that #dont treat me like im 3 #@ MARVEL #@ STAR WAR #just chuck me in its fine #the witcher