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does it come in black?

@witchking-jr / witchking-jr.tumblr.com

weird shit, art, fashion and fandom in absolutely no sort of order. perpetually and merrily unrepentant.
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bucksnatalia

reasons bucky barnes is too good for this world collected from both the mcu and comics, feel free to add if you like 

  • as the winter soldier he botched a shot because a little girl got in his line of fire
  • his first christmas as himself again he gave a wad of cash to a homeless vietnam vet 
  • after the events in washington d.c. he returned to his handlers but didn’t kill them (just beat ‘em up a little) bc he didn’t want to spill anymore blood 
  • he got really emotional when the young avengers patriot, hawkeye, and vision saluted him and said it was an honor to work with him 
  • once told off one of his soviet handlers for suggesting that the black widow belonged to anyone
  • visits his little sister at the alzheimer’s hospital where she lives 
  • has actually uttered the words “holy cow” on screen 
  • wanted to be a park ranger
  • saw Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs in theaters with his dad and little sister 
  • actually put his hair in a manbun and wore an apron over his uniform to make eggs and bacon for himself and steve
  • builds model spaceships while living on a spaceship in space 
  • adopted a space aardvark he found in chains, scared, and alone
  • also adopted a tiny child who has been known to be an actual menace bc she had been used as a weapon and he knows what that’s like 
  • his name is literally “bucky barnes” 
  • plums???
  • lives by the code W.W.S.D. (What Would Steve Do) when things are looking tricky 
  • sat with a couple of kids on the fourth of july to watch the fireworks while eating a red, white, and blue popsicle 
  • when pressed to choose a restaurant, he always chooses pancake houses
  • his idea of fun includes going to futuristic science fairs 
  • he makes Steve look sensible with how reckless he tends to be
  • he always felt inadequate, but still fought nose to nose with super powered people even while he had no abilities
  • he put on a brave face from a young age because he didn’t want to disappoint others
  • he always puts others first and is compassionate to others’ suffering
  • he curses all the time, but he also makes jokes all the time, often at his own expense
  • he also makes Steve laugh and ribs him all the time
  • this is how badass he is and yet he doesn’t think he measures up
  • his plans are usually throwing himself headfirst and winging it
  • Sam, Steve and Natasha often have to go save/back up his reckless ass 
  • he’s polite to vendors, elders, young children, veterans, 
  • Namor actully (begrudingly) likes him
  • he’s actually really neat and can’t handle how messy other avengers are
  • Wolverine can’t stop calling him kid
  • thinks every avenger should carry guns and doesn’t get why they don’t
  • changes the design of the star on his arm to fit someone he wants to pay tribute to
  • doesn’t even see how good he is
#my kid#Bucky#SPACE AARDVARK#PIGDOG#Bucky and pigdog in space is still fave
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wait what are people talking about with bucky’s backpack what did i miss??

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squirrelstone

literally nothing. the fandom’s just making jokes that bucky’s got juice boxes and sandwiches for the team in there. that movie needs to come out asap

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friggassons

also this, though

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witchking-jr

like what did I Literally Just Say

not exactly this, but close enough.

#franchise hell#civil war#Bucky
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