Finally Decided On A Name

life without a working pair of earphones is no life at all

"Guy" and "man" have different connotations with adjectival nouns. Like "tree guy" = arborist but "tree man" = he lives in a tree, or maybe he is a tree.

"I know a guy" = "I have a useful contact."

"I know a man" = "I am about to tell you a story."

what do you mean i can’t read every book, study every academic subject, taste every food, live in every city in every country, visit every museum, listen to every single song ever produced, learn every language, meet every interesting person, memorize every particle of knowledge to ever exist ???

I want to thank all the gif-makers of tumblr for allowing me to experience all of the best, funniest, hottest, most poignant, most romantic, most intensely heart-tugging moments of shows that I will absolutely never watch.

Ok now do NYT columnists

already this has tags in the notes like “#anti ai” but... this is just real life with almost everything. this is like grifter 101 please don’t exceptionalize needing to be critical of chatgpt.

This is literally how job interviews work, by the way, and then everyone is surprised the super-duper confident guy is also an incompetent moron.

This worked on Trump voters, with the added selling point that he's a piece of shit that gave them permission to be pieces of shit.

Talking to experts when I was young used to drive me nuts because I would say something self-evidently straightforward, and they would say, "Well, it's not actually as simple as that..."

And then I got older and learned things on the way, and found people asking me questions that were straightforward, but the equivalent of "Why isn't it obvious to everyone that there is only one right way of doing the thing...?" and I would reply, "Well, it's not as simple as that..." and watch them decide that I probably didn't know what I was talking about.

It's so important to keep following people even when they stop posting things ypu like or find interesting. It's builds character to see the two guys from top gun holding eachother gently and full of lust. I've never watched Top Gun. but the one user who keeps putting fanart of tom cruise and his mustached male lover on my dash is essential to my tumblr ecosystem. biodiversity, if you will

it is fucking critical that gen z kids rediscover the idea of posers

posers AND sell outs !!!!!!

Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to go back to bed

mutuals did u know that ily

it’s a tough life for someone like me, who should have been born a muppet

yeahh, this is my story (dropping uni for the 4th time, not being able to pass 1st semester, trying different fields each year)

tell me yours

oversharing online is so important cus like what if someone needed to know that