I just love imagining President Snow hearing Katniss sing The Hanging Tree after Plutarch changed the words from “necklace of rope” to “necklace of hope” and him just being like

“….well those aren’t even the words so”

My ability to have a poker face while reading fanfiction when other people are in the room has proven that my theatre classes have paid off.

Dear Fanfictions,

Stop saying that Percy will cheat on Annabeth.

Stop saying that Annabeth will cheat on Percy.

Stop saying that Clary will cheat on Jace. Stop saying that Jace will cheat on Clary.

Stop saying that Jason will cheat on Piper, or that Piper will cheat on Jason.

Or Isabelle and Simon, or Leo and Calypso, or Finnick and Annie.

Percy WON’T cheat. Annabeth WON’T cheat. Clary WON’T cheat. Jace WON’T cheat. Piper WON’T cheat. Jason WON’T cheat. Izzy WON’T cheat. Simon WON’T cheat. Leo WON’T cheat. Calypso WON’T cheat. Finnick WON’T cheat. Annie WON’T cheat. Hazel WON’T cheat. Frank WON’T cheat. Magnus WON’T cheat. Alec WON’T cheat. Ron WON’T cheat. Hermione WON’T cheat. Katniss WON’T cheat. Peeta WON’T cheat. Will WON’T cheat. Tessa WON’T cheat. Harry WON’T cheat. Ginny WON’T cheat. Emma WON’T cheat. Julian WON’T cheat.

These people are together because they have gone through Hell, Edom, Tartarus, The Games, War, and Death together. And they are still together. They adore, and support and protect each other.

They would not waste that for shit.

So forget it.

Sincerely,

Everyone

I’m searching for a fanfiction for the right fandom, about the right ship, with the exact scenario and perfect ending.

Spoiler alert: There is none, and I have to write it.

Gosh Dang It.

So I just read a sad fan fiction that didn’t have a happy ending and I don’t think I’ll ever be happy again???

Just finished a long book series that I loved, and now I’m suffering from post-book-grievances. I was looking at a fandom post and I started laughing an unreasonable amount, then I started crying.