Hey yall! Remember how I said that someone should write a fan fiction about Leo and Calypso having to study the Odyssey? Well I’m impatient, so I wrote it myself. I hope you guys like it!

*Me, blushing and smiling at my phone*

Family: ooh, texting a boy?

*Me, reading a fanfic*

Me: I, uh- yes. A boy. I am texting a boy.

Insert your OTP here

Imagine the crap that would go down if your OTP was forced to pick which one of them would die/be tortured.

Okay, stick with me for a second...

Villain: The two of you have been very... problematic... for my plans. That cannot go unpunished. However, because I am undoubtedly fair and reasonable, only one of you shall pay.

Person A:...Pay with what?

Villain: One of you shall be punished thoroughly, in a rather generous way, if I do say so myself. It’s not death, though they may wish it was. Torture of course. And, I’ll even let you chose who receives this punishment. You have fifteen minutes.

And with that, the walk out, and the only exit sealed. The shackles released their limbs.

They both just stared at each other for a few seconds, then Person B spoke up.

Person B: It obviously has to be me.

Person A sputtered.

Person A: W-what no. I’m not letting you do that. No way in Hell.

Person B: They’ve hurt you before, and I will be damned if I let it happen again.

Person A: This is worse. This is worse and you know it. I’d rather chop myself in half then have you get a hangnail. This would hurt me more.

Person B was turned around, frantically searching for some way out, panicked by the realization that it didn’t exist.

Then they collapsed to the floor. Person A had knocked them out.

Person A: I’m so, so sorry, Person B. I can’t see you get hurt. I won’t let it happen. I love you.

Dear Fanfictions,

Stop saying that Percy will cheat on Annabeth.

Stop saying that Annabeth will cheat on Percy.

Stop saying that Clary will cheat on Jace. Stop saying that Jace will cheat on Clary.

Stop saying that Jason will cheat on Piper, or that Piper will cheat on Jason.

Or Isabelle and Simon, or Leo and Calypso, or Finnick and Annie.

Percy WON’T cheat. Annabeth WON’T cheat. Clary WON’T cheat. Jace WON’T cheat. Piper WON’T cheat. Jason WON’T cheat. Izzy WON’T cheat. Simon WON’T cheat. Leo WON’T cheat. Calypso WON’T cheat. Finnick WON’T cheat. Annie WON’T cheat. Hazel WON’T cheat. Frank WON’T cheat. Magnus WON’T cheat. Alec WON’T cheat. Ron WON’T cheat. Hermione WON’T cheat. Katniss WON’T cheat. Peeta WON’T cheat. Will WON’T cheat. Tessa WON’T cheat. Harry WON’T cheat. Ginny WON’T cheat. Emma WON’T cheat. Julian WON’T cheat.

These people are together because they have gone through Hell, Edom, Tartarus, The Games, War, and Death together. And they are still together. They adore, and support and protect each other.

They would not waste that for shit.

So forget it.

Sincerely,

Everyone

Can we please just acknowledge that when Leo and Calypso have kids, the kids will be able to control

Fire and wind

And they’ll have a more creative brain than a criminal mastermind.

I’m searching for a fanfiction for the right fandom, about the right ship, with the exact scenario and perfect ending.

Spoiler alert: There is none, and I have to write it.

Gosh Dang It.

Percy’s contact list

Annabeth:❤️Wise Girl❤️

Grover:G-man 🐐

Hazel:Hazel💎

Frank:Crazy Dolphin Zhang 🐬

Nico:I’m not his type

Will:Nico’s Type

Leo:*catchesonfirerandomly*

Thalia:Pinecone face🌲

Jason:Blond Superman

Piper: Warning: Charmspeak!

Rachel: R.E.D

Clarisse: Once I exploded a toilet on her

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Annabeth’s contact list

Percy: ❤️Seaweed Brain❤️

Thalia: Taught me how to curse🏹

Hazel: Hazel Levesque

Frank: Frank Zhang

Nico: Nico

Leo: Leo

Jason: Piper’s boyfriend Jason

Piper: Breakfast Thief👑

Rachel: ex rival

Clarisse: capture the flag enemy

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Piper’s contact list:

Percy: Annabeth’s boyfriend Percy

Annabeth: Breakfast Thief😘

Hazel: Hazel

Frank: Frank

Nico: Nico

Leo: Delinquent Buddy🛠🔥

Jason: ❤️Sparky⚡️

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Jason’s contact list:

Percy: I could beat him in a fight (Percy)

Annabeth: Annabeth

Hazel: Hazel

Frank: Frank

Nico: Nico

Leo: Leo🔥🔥🔥

Piper: Pipes❤️

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Leo’s contact list:

Percy: Water Boy🌊

Annabeth:Scary Blonde🧐

Calypso: Sunshine ☀️❤️

Hazel: Golden Girl 💎

Frank: Ex baby face 🐾

Nico: Death Breath 💀

Jason: Thor ⚡️

Piper: Beauty Queen👑

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Reyna’s contact list:

Percy: Idiot we made Praetor #2

Annabeth: Praetor #2’s judo-flipping girlfriend

Hazel: Hazel Levesque

Frank: Idiot we made Praetor #3

Nico: Nico

Will: Nico’s Boyfriend

Jason: Idiot we made Praetor #1

Piper: Piper Mclean

Rachel: Rachel Dare the Oracle

Leo: Idiot

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Hazel’s contact list:

Percy: Percy🌊

Annabeth: Annabeth📚📈

Frank: Frank❤️🏹

Nico: Nico🖤

Will: Will☀️

Jason: Jason ⚡️

Piper: Piper🐍🗣

Leo:🔥

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Frank’s contact list:

Percy: Percy 🌊

Annabeth: Annabeth📚

Hazel: Hazel♥️

Nico: Hazel’s big brother!!!

Jason:Jason⚡️

Piper:Piper🕊

Leo: Leo Valdez🔥

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Nico’s contact list:

Percy: Not Will #1

Annabeth: Not Will #2

Frank: Hazel’s boyfriend

Hazel: Hazel❤️

Will: Significant Annoyance❤️

Jason: Not Will #3

I without a doubt believe that when two demi-gods have children together, their kids all have one of each of their parent’s eyes. The godly feature is too powerful on both sides, that it can’t battle for dominance. For example, when Percabeth has a kid, they will have one gray eye and one green eye.