kicked out of the light

The creature who fell in love with the light

[Watercolor and gouache, based on ‘The Fog Horn’ by Ray Bradbury]

A piece I did for the Wild Hunt zine (twi: @/ZenosZine)

There will be leftover sales starting October 18th, don't miss your chance to get a copy!

POV: you are being Sniffed by a Beaſt

source: NamibiaCam

from what i can tell this guy got in a serious accident while tryna clean his teeth

im not very tuned into the indie gaming scene so when i saw a bunch of posts of what appeared to be a skinless man in bandages tagged "mouthwashing" i was like. damn. you know how it is with dental hygiene.

why does talking to a doctor always feel like ur trying to prove u have something and they're just trying to prove u wrong

i will say "hello i either have a kidney infection or the worst uti in the world" and the doctor will say "mmm probably uti" and i will say "i dont knowww im super susceptible to utis and i get them once every 1-3 months and this feels different" and they'll say "no, its probably just a uti!" then they pound on sore spot where my kindey is until im near tears and then go "hmmm i think ur wrong about having a uti, this seems like a kidney infection and this is my own idea that no one else has ever thought of"

everyone thinks this is about a male doctor but women can be bad doctors too!! remember feminism

Trex Chase by Maximilian Degen

bitches hate me because of my.... bad personality.... paranoid nature... addictive tendencies......the torture basement.

Church of Whale Fall

Saw this frame on a different reblog by @thatssroughbuddy but why does it look like Iroh is using his phone to take a photo of his nephew at a landmark

"Uncle, make sure you get that glowy light in the picture and send it to my dad to let him know I'm about to capture the Avatar!"

This was so cute I had to draw it

and of course Iroh is doing what-

!!!!!!

Iroh posts it on social media with some caption like "look at my beautiful nephew" and Zhao comments like "is that the Avatar in the background?"

And Iroh responds, "no, it's the northern lights."

This is insanely funny to me and now:

the indian vulture is a large bird of prey native to the indian subcontinent. this bird is sadly critically endangered; they experienced significant population decline after cattle in india were given diclofenac to ease joint pain; vultures feeding on cattle carcasses experienced poisoning, and in 2006 bans on diclofenac were enacted in india, pakistan, and nepal. they are an often misunderstood bird that is typically shy and peaceful in nature, feeding on the dead but not hunting for their food.

tfw you have a reputation to maintain but a sparkly alien keeps trying to become friends with you 😔✨️

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in case you ever doubted im a megamind level genius i made this post in 2011 

if you’re so genius how come i just unloaded your Swagg.. it’s 2024 buddy

You are going to hell

David Bowie in The Hunger - art by Craig Drake (2012)