I'm not Cassandra, but I've been her sometimes

first name? needles. last name? needles. job? needles. hobby? needles. made of? needles. perfect character.

please god take all of alice dyer's pain and give it to needles who would probably enjoy it

The girls 💖

They hate each other 💖

I hope they kiss 💖

We are not doing "puppy play", it's dreadfully gauche. We are permitted to do ermine play, if we must,

It’s spooky time

guys canaries should stay above ground because sam should leave the magnus institute alone and also everything he's done to get himself royally fucked was literally underground (the magnus institute ruins & the basement to the interdimensional rip)

guys.. canaries literally should stay above ground.. but also metaphorically.. i get it now (<- is a dumbass)

the magnus protocol explores some of the most gruesome and bone-chilling horror concepts such as what if you received an email

eh close enough welcome back mag 34 anatomy class students ‼️

samama khalid probably the worst poster alive i think

he has a former gifted kid complex. he canonically vagueposts. he was almost a lawyer. he got hired and has caused so much drama in four months that he and his coworkers are now being hunted by at least five demons. he apologizes even when he doesnt feel sorry at all. there is discourse we cannot fathom on that man's twitter and its through the grace of god only that we dont have to see it amen

you understand this is essentially lena walking away from an explosion like an action movie protagonist. this is her moment. she IS the moment. she said "you want me out? i'm gone baby. don't come crying to me when the weight of responsibility that i've carried with me for years threatens to crush you <3"

she's iconic. she's everything. the entire rest of this show is going to be one huge "i told you so" from her.

and an even bigger "i told you so" from yours truly.

Sososososoooo curious about Hilltop Center. You’re telling me there’s a shop that steals teeth? A shop that burns people alive? A shop of antiques that buries people? A shop the magnus institute owns?? Is there also a shop that creates darkness, a shop that sells hunting supplies, a shop with walls of meat???? Hmmm????? Would you say that maybe there are around 13 or 14 stores that appear open sometimes?????? HMM???

hi was talkin about it on discord CELIA WAS PLANNING TO SEND SAM INTO THE EYEPOCALYPSE. SHE SAID SHE DIDN'T HAVE ANYWHERE TO GO BACK TO. AND SHE WAS GONNA SEND SAM THERE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW IT GOT FIXED. HER PLAN WAS TO SEND HIM TO THE 1000 TERROR HELLS WORLD. BRO.

well look, he did volunteer

next season is just gonna constantly cut to sam following the archivist around ranting about Celia's betrayal like

Sam: I CAN'T believe she would DO THAT to me after everything!! I met her CHILD

Archivist: I don't really ca-

Sam: YOU TRIED TO EAT MY BRAIN, YOU'RE GOING TO LISTEN TO ME

Archivist: OKAY DAMN

Sam: As I Was Saying. AFTER THE BEAUTIFUL NIGHT WE SHAR-

Sir a second Bouchard has hit the office managerial position

The Archivist has to travel somehow!

i’m sure teddy’s new job is very normal and not creepy and has nothing to do with whatever is going on. alice definitely won’t regret not listening to him.