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Lil Michael Scott, I believe...
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Kevin's Eyes = my feelings about Michael Scott
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Great Things About The Office - #187 - Oscar Explaining The Surplus To Michael Like He’s Five Years Old
Michael: “Why don’t you explain this to me like I’m five?”
Oscar: “Your mommy and daddy give you 10 dollars to open up a lemonade stand. So you go out and you buy cups and lemons and sugar. And now you find out that it only costs 9 dollars.”
Michael: “Oh!”
Oscar: “So you have an extra dollar.”
Michael: “Yes.”
Oscar: “So you can give that dollar back to mommy and daddy, but guess what? Next summer…”
Michael: “I’ll be six.”
Oscar: “You’ll only get nine dollars.”
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Great Things About The Office - #168 - Did I Stutter?
Michael: Earth to Stanley!
Stanley: Not me.
Michael: Come on, we’re having a little brainstorm session-
Stanley: Did I Stutter?!
Michael: Good, this is good. I’m gonna grab a glass of water.
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Great Things About The Office - #161 - The 161 Episodes We’ve Seen So Far
This includes the next three upcoming episodes, ‘Pam’s Replacement,’ ‘Gettysburg’, and ‘Mrs. California.’
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Great Things About The Office - #138 - Get Ryan! Ryan’s…Dead.
Michael: Get Ryan! He needs to lift me…he needs to clean me up a little bit…bring a wet towel.
Toby: Ryan’s…dead.
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Great Things About The Office - #77 - “What Is We’re Fine?”
“Did this happen on company property?” -Ryan
“It was on company property with company property, so double jeopardy. We’re fine.” -Michael
“I don’t think you understand how jeopardy works…” -Ryan
“Oh I’m sorry, What Is, We’re Fine?” -Michael
And this should have been when Michael was fired.
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Great Things About The Office - #56 - Bippity Boppity
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Great Things About The Office - #51 - The Dinner Party
Funny how one of the best episodes isn't set in the office.
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Great Things About The Office - #51 - The Dinner Party
Funny how one of the best episodes isn't set in the office.
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Great Things About The Office - #50 - The Michael Scott Paper Company
That should not have worked out the way it did for Michael.
Shouldn't have worked out that way for any of them!
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Great Things About The Office - #59 - WHERE ARE THE TURTLES?!
Michael is an @$$
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Great Things About The Office - #41 - Michael’s Commercial Was Actually Good (And Pam’s Art Wasn’t Bad Either.)
[click on the picture to view the commercial in it’s entirety, the Michael Scott Director’s Cut Version]