I really want Team Rocket to be in Smash

Someone asked how Jessie can yeet James yet never be separated so

I really want Team Rocket to be in Smash

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This is honestly the only way I can accurately describe watching this movie as an adult pokemon fan.

GROOKEY GANG RISE UP

How I knew instantly that the new Pokemon is a UK world

THIS

is not a beret. Its a tam o’ shanter, traditionally Scottish.

Nintendo give me zesty Scottish Pokemanz i beg of you

So this is where the meme came from.

[Insert cool battle music]

Prepare for trouble! Make it… Quintuple?

i think it’s very brave and sexy of me to still play pokemon games in the exact same way i did when i was 5 years old - ignoring all stat changing moves. this is an offensive move only household. if you effectively stratagise using stat changes in battle Fuck You

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PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT

please unmute

UNMUTE

Do it

kadabra following you is literally terrifying

lee eeveerett

@clemskenny

this is good why are you sorry

This isn’t like Ash and Pikachu. How the fuck does he expect to catch him?

rest in fucking pieces

nO YOU FUCKING BASTARDS THIS IS HIS STARTER. HIS. STARTER. YOU DON’T THINK YOU DON’T RATIONALIZE YOU DON’T THINK OF YOURSELF IF THE STARTER IS HURT AND YOU CAN IN ANY WAY CUSHION THEIR FALL YOU CUSHION THE DAMN FALL

starter bond is somethin special all right doesnt matter how much that charizard weighs you lift it up

I’m the only one who survived this post

at first i was like “why did they make those things in his head weird growths and not hair??” but then i looked it up on the Pokemon Wiki and

It was never hair and Mr. Mime has always been terrifying

That’s the only part of that entry you found terrifying?

HUH????

W H A T