what would happen if Gordon Ramsay met Ignis
I mean would they get along? I love them both tbh so I want them to get along and just have like, frenemy banter in the kitchen
Their TV show would be them heading up two competing kitchens and trying to make the best food for a restaurant full of ppl, maybe? idk
Someone talk to me about this
Imagine Ignis and Gordon critiquing food in a restaurant together.
“I wouldn’t even grace this with a cup of noodles.” Ignis could grumble.
“I’m afraid it is not suitable to feed a dog.”
I think Ignis could learn some new turns of phrases.
YES. Ignis would be dignified. Then Gordon basically says what he said but with the word “fuck” in it.
Whenever they go in the fridges to see what awful gunk is being stored in there, Gordon goes in bare handed but Ignis snaps on latex gloves (they always edit slow mo shots of this into the show)
Ignis would insist that all the food must be fresh from the market at the fridge should only be used to store the days buys.
Otherwise it is savage.
He shall teach them how to butcher a proper steak for a meal.
And also, show Ramsey how to REALLY use a knife.
Ignis uses Sagefire to prepare certain cuts of meat, for his speciality dishes (they’re obviously lightly seared and very bloody, yum yum) and Gordon is super impressed but pretends like he thinks it’s too flashy and show-offy
When they’re doing like a Hells Kitchen deal where they each head up a competing kitchen Gordon can’t help but stare/be a little afraid when Ignis finally actually yells at someone because he’s usually so controlled and then suddenly THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE and he doesn’t swear when he yells but he’s terrifying regardless
“HOW CAN I MAKE A NEW RECHIPEH OUT OF THIS!” Ignis’ ultimate insult.
