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I think one of the most interesting things about Arcane was that, for an action tv show, it surprisingly managed to go without glorifying that violence.

There's a tendency of action media to lean into the fight scenes, to let us glorify in the violence. Look what they can do, look what they can be. And Arcane had those moments, of course, but it never let us dwell on them. Even in the first episode, every single time a blow was struck it told us that was inherently a tragedy. The first fight takes place and we cheer for our heroes until we take a look from Jinx's eyes and see she's horrified by the violence. That's why all the blood and bruises and broken teeth in the show mean so much, because the camera stops and makes us look.

The only fight that managed to stay calm and smooth all the way through was the Firelight's first attack on the blimp, before Jinx came out with guns blazing. And they were, notably, not there to fight. They came in fast, immobilized the hostiles without trying to harm them, and focused on the Shimmer. That wasn't a fight, it was a prevention. And it was the only one that managed not to carry that taint of tragedy.

The Jinx and Ekko fight was a battle between two champions with amazing abilities and an upbeat soundtrack. We were hyped for it, we adored it. And then it shows us the two of them as children, different shots juxtaposing the man and woman each of them became with the round-faced child that they used to be. When Ekko has Jinx on the ground at his mercy, face bleeding and eyes panicked, we can't glory in it. Because he stops to realize that this used to be his friend, and so do we. There was no triumph in that fight. He won, he faltered, and she blew them both up.

Jayce and Vi's fight was what we'd always been waiting for: the final use of Hextech in a battle. And it broke his heart. He killed a child there. When Vi announced she was keeping the gauntlets any lesser show would have had them fight, just to have the demonstration. Look at them, they're powerful, look at what they can do against each other. Instead Arcane had him walk away.

Even in the final moments of the episode, we never got the Vi vs. Jinx fight. Because that was her sister and there was no violence there, only grief. It was about love and family and being able to heal something that was broken and finding out that no, she couldn't fix it. Violence wasn't what either of them wanted and of course it's not what we got.

For an action series to demonstrate over and over that once it comes to blows, no one wins...it's shocking to me how they managed to do that. But time and time again we saw characters come to blows and our hearts broke every time.

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FFXV [Major ENDING SPOILERS]  What happened to the bros?

Finishing FFXV, I googled for answers to stuff I didn’t get clear, and while I found the “you can interpret the ending any way you want”, I found a lot of polemic on whether the guys ALL died or not.  Here’s my reasons to believe they are ALIVE, except, ofc, for Noctis:

Polemic starts when Noctis says goodbye to his friends at the Citadel’s stairs: last we see from them as Noct walks up and away is two Iron Giants coming from the floor and the guys turning around and taking out their weapons. And that’s it: the last we see from them (as in, properly and not in flashback later on).  This, plus them appearing in the very, very last fight (cutscene) against Ardyn inside the Crystal makes some people go “HOLY MOTHER OF TABATA, THEY ALL DIED, FUCK” Well, not exactly. Let’s check it from the beginning: 1. “Ardyn killed them at the Throne Room!” No, you ass, they appear later on giving you farewell and facing the Iron Giants. 2. “The Iron Giants completely murdered them. It’s obvious”” No: they’ve been hunting DAEMONS in a never-ending night land of Eos. They ain’t hunting monsters: they’ve been hunting daemons while you were gone.  Talcott tells you the three of them, while mostly not together, have been daemon slayers in the ten year gap you missed on Eos. They survived 10 years of hunting in the dark, and there are daemons WAY much more awful than Iron Giants. They can fight three Iron Giants pretty well, imo. 3. “Okay, no troubles with the Iron Giants, but we don’t know what came afterwards” Did you see the road as Talcott drove you to Hammerhead? IT WAS INFESTED, more than we see in Insomnia. I don’t doubt something else popped up afterwards, but I also don’t doubt they could handle it; if they were hunting around Eos and Hammerhead the way we saw the surroundings, and SURVIVED, I’m pretty sure they could contain other daemons until dawn came, let’s say, half an hour later (while Noctis’ assimilated the Kings’ power and destroyed Ardyn, and thirty minutes is already a bit too much). 4. “But when Noctis dies, it means the guys can’t use their weapons anymore. No weapons = they died.” It IS true that with no Noctis, the guys can’t summon their weapons, even less use magic.  However, Noctis doesn’t die when the spirit of king Regis kills him with Caelum sword; not entirely. The ring of Lucii takes him inside the Crystal, where he faces Ardyn a last time. And while he did physically die before going in there, his SOUL is still present, and so is his body. The same happened than when he meets Bahamut: he’s taken whole, body and soul, inside the Crystal. Which means, Noctis is ALIVE when he last faces Ardyn, at least in a spiritual way. Which means = Noctis alive = the bros can use their weapons. 5. “No, they can’t: he left real world, so even if he’s alive inside the Crystal, he’s not in the world anymore so they can’t use their weapons” I disagree. We go back to the ten year lapse while Noctis was gone. He was not in Eos or Accordo or Niflheim anymore; he was not in the world. He was INSIDE the Crystal.  And the bros didn’t lost their weapons 6. “How can you tell? We don’t see what they did in the 10 years lapse” But we DO see them immediately after Noctis’ swallowed by the Crystal, when they pursue Ardyn in front of it: apparently he lets them know Noctis is gone, and the bros react by attacking him.

WITH THEIR WEAPONS. They never see even a glimpse of Noctis; when they arrive, only Ardyn’s there. Which means Noctis was already entirely swallowed by the Crystal. If the guys could pull their weapons out in that moment, it means that it doesn’t matter whether Noctis is alive in this world or inside the Crystal; as long as he’s alive ANYWHERE, their weapons work. That brings us back to the moment of farewell in the Citadel.  Yes, you leave them and go inside the Crystal while they face an Insomnia full of daemons. But if we put together the fact that they hunted daemons for 10 years and the fact that even if Noctis is inside the Crystal they CAN pull their weapons out, I see no major trouble on them surviving for some minutes while Noctis completes the ritual kind of thing to destroy Ardyn. If they hunted for 10 years each on their own, fucking imagine them as a team, even with Noctis missing. 7. “But what if they could pull it out because the Crystal had JUST swallowed Noctis, then back at Eos they couldn’t until he came back?” It’d make no sense for one reason: Ignis.  I believe the guys were able to use their weapons after Noctis goes missing not only because of the immediate moment they face Ardyn, but also because of a detail they never explain or point out at all but could give you info if you look into it. After Ignis goes blind, his fighting abilities are almost useless. When Noctis returns to Eos 10 years later, Talcott tells him that the guys, Ignis included, have been hunting daemons: that while they tried to make Ignis not risk himself, he’d of go on saying nobody knew the dark better than he did. He no longer uses a cane, can cook again, hell, I think he’s even FASTER and way more agile than he used to be (100 points to Ignis). BUT His combat method CHANGED.

Unless you didn’t pay attention  because it was so exciting seeing the whole gang together again (which I understand), Ignis doesn’t fight like he used to, and I don’t mean it as in “he got worse/better” but as in his technique changed. He still wields daggers, but uses them in a different way; instead of getting close and attacking while mostly protecting you (if you didn’t notice he was way much more of a bodyguard to Noct than Gladio in the whole game, it means you’re probably blind too or just not interested in Ignis), he chose and developed a technique of distance. He gets some feet away of the enemy, throws one of the daggers at the time he summons the other in his other hand, to throw it immediately after the first one, and as he throws the second one, he summons back the first one after it has hit the enemy, and so on and on. While he does attack at a close range, this distance-dagger-throwing technique is new to him. But what does his new technique have to do with the guys being able to use their weapons while Noctis spent the while in the Crystal? The fact that Ignis MASTERS the technique.  If he masters it, that’s because it’s not his first time using it. Which means he’s been practicing and using it for a very long while by now. So does that mean he could summon his daggers not needing of Noctis’ presence? Yes. Couldn’t he master the technique using average daggers like a normal hunter? No. No, because his technique is not just throwing dagger after dagger; it’s throwing a dagger and then call the same one back into his hand.

So yes, this gives me reasons to believe they could call their weapons forth, and makes the idea of the guys being able to use their weapons while Noctis is in the Crystal facing Ardyn to protect themselves until dawn comes stronger.  8. “Okay, but thing is, when Regi’s spirit kills Noctis, he’s not inside the Crystal: he’s in the afterlife. That’s why he sees Ardyn again”

HAVE YOU PAID ATTENTION TO ANYTHING ELSE THAN THE CHARACTERS? Let’s take a look at the backgrounds in these two moments:

It’s the VERY SAME background. Which means this is NOT the afterlife; this is INSIDE the Crystal. Which means Noctis is NOT dead just yet; the real moment he dies is inside the Crystal, after he defeats Ardyn, and we see him shattering in pieces along the Ring. THAT’S when he dies, when he’s seen nowhere.

9. “Okay, and now that he really does die, THEN the bros can’t use their weapons anymore, so they dead”  Noctis dying DOES stop the guys from making their weapons appear, but it ALSO brings dawn with him. Dawn = daemons gone. At the very first glimpse of light, the daemons leave; it happens gameplay. It’s not even day, it’s 4 a.m. with vague light and daemons just leave; so yes, while their weapons do disappear, so do the daemons with daylight. 10. “BUT THE GUYS APPEAR IN THE CRYSTAL; IF ARDYN AND NOCTIS BOTH DIED AND GOT THERE, AND SO DID THE GUYS, IT MEANS THEY DIED”

NO, PLS, LISTEN. There are two main things to fight this back:  A) They were not there (not exactly). B) An alive person can make it into the Crystal. Let’s check A: We do see the bros there along Regis, who IS dead, and Luna also appears, and she’s dead as well. But the important thing is not WHAT we see but HOW we see it.

Ardyn greets us in his sassy way, but his smile’s gone and he gets nervous when he looks up at us; the reason, the three bros and king Regis are standing there with you. Then the camera angle changes and they’re not there anymore; Ardyn desperately looks away and shakes his head, then looks back at us and the guys are not there anymore, so he smiles.  It was pretty obvious to me, but this one scene seemed like one of the main reasons for people to think they had died. It’s clear that the bros are not really there; they’re in Ardyn’s head. The guys were there when Loqi attacked, they were there when Ardyn took you to Titan, they were there at Altissia, they were there when EVERYTHING, even after you were gone: they’ve been so, so loyal to you and have literally never left your side for so long, that Ardyn can SEE them there even when they’re not. He KNOWS them by your side.  Let’s be honest: if the guys had died and gone there to help Noct in the final hit, they’d have done something else than just stand there for a few moments. I think that if the intention had been for them to die then accompany Noctis inside the Crystal and help him finish with Ardyn, there’d have been more of them, just for the FFXV staff to make us suffer more by seeing them shatter in pieces after their duty’s done, just like we see with Noct.

From the way the camera changes, it’s pretty clear the guys are there from Ardyn’s P.O.V., not in a reality.

Same goes for Luna.

She’s there but ONLY for Ardyn. “But she touched him and he reacted” BUT DO YOU SEE WHERE SHE’S TOUCHING HIM? When Ardyn stabbed her, she gripped his arm the exact same way then she does in this scene, and his body reacted the same.  Perhaps this is not Luna literally appearing and doing it again; this is the result of first time she did it back in Accordo. When she first did it back then, she told him that “when the prophecy is fulfilled, all in thrall of darkness shall know peace”, as Ardyn’s arm glowed under her touch. My view on this is that she somehow “marked” him, to put it some way, but the real reaction was here, when (surprise) THE PROPHECY IS FULFILLED. Luna’s touch in Accordo was a mark that only worked, as she said, when the propechy’d of happen; this is the moment. That’s why Ardyn’s arm, the same Luna touched back in Accordo, glows again: it’s from the first time Luna touched him, not her appearing again to touch him again.

I believe that the fact that she’s seen only by Ardyn (for what cameras’ angles suggest, as she, like the bros, disappears in a camera change) is some way of saying that when his arm starts to glow, he inevitably remembers Luna and her promise in Accordo; him remembering her words and trying to shake her off him like she’s a spider, because she DID tell him it’d happen one day but he hadn’t remembered until his moment came.

In case A didn’t convince you (which may mean you’re just not reading), then we have B anyway.

First time Noctis goes into the Crystal, like explained above, he’s alive. So it is NOT necessary for a person to be dead and stand there.  Meaning = while I don’t think the guys were physically there but more in a metaphorical/spiritual way, if they were, it doesn’t NECESSARILY mean they’re dead.

11. “Okay, but when dawn comes, we don’t see the guys, just Umbra. Means they’re dead, right?”

While we don’t see the guys, I think they’re alive in this dawn exactly because of how we see Umbra.

He’s peacefully resting in what, due to the background, we can say is the bottom of the stairs to the Citadel.  When Noctis gave farewell to his friends, they stay behind to stop any daemons from going into the Citadel and bother Noct’s ritual.  Umbra thrown here means everything is and HAS BEEN relatively peaceful for a while, even if just some minutes. If everything’s peaceful, that’s because nothing made it into the Citadel until dawn came. Nothing made it in because the bros defeated all daemons coming close until they left with sunlight.  12. “What if they died protecting the Citadel at the very last moment, and the daemon that killed them was just making it upstairs when dawn came and it died too?”

Nah man, because we’d see their corpses in THIS scene that shows us precisely the entrance of Citadel, the place we last saw them. Unlike Noctis or the past kings of Lucis, normal people leave corpses behind; they don’t magically shatter like the Lucis Caelum. 

13. “Then wtf aren’t they there with Umbra?”

My guess is that they went inside Citadel as soon as dawn arrived. Either that or they went outside to watch Insomnia awaken, but I stand with them going inside Citadel, Umbra staying behind.

We can hear bells echoing through Insomnia in this scene; a theory could be what with the guys indeed making it into the Citadel and making them ring to announce day has arrived, though I do think the bells are just part of the following scene, the afterlife-wedding of Luna and Noctis.

14. “What about the last camping scene?”

This was a very polemic thread when I was googling: there’s a theory that, despite not into the idea of them dying, I really, really like, that says that the Last Camping scene is actually the four of them in the afterlife.

It makes sense what with the dialogue shared. Noctis says he can’t stand watching them there with him now that he’s made his peace, and breaks down in tears. All the guys seem down in the dumps, and then Noctis tells them they’re the best.

To reinforce this theory, they go with the fact that Noctis is NOT wearing the Ring of the Lucii: not wearing it means it’s already been destroyed, which only happens after Noctis himself dies. So if that’s the case, they all must be dead.

“Take dat, how ya gonna bring this theory down, huh!?”

Easy.

In the scene they finally enter Insomnia, Noctis PUTS THE RING ON. Which by logic means he was not wearing it. 

The fact that he was not wearing it before can easily pull that previous dead-camping theory: at some point of the last camping, Noctis must of have had taken it off, for whatever reason (even if just comfort, even though I’d go with him not standing to have it on as a reminder that he’s finally king and that he’s going to die next day; as he said it himself, having the bros with him is too much for him to bare alone with; now wearing the king clothing AND the ring…gosh, I’d have taken it off too)

15. “But what about the dialogue ‘I’ve made my peace’? If he’s made it, it means he finished his duty, which was basically to die. It must mean that this one camping is not the Last one but an Afterlife one, right?”

No. My reasons to say no are based on one detail: the dub and sub.  My mother language is spanish; however, there was no dub for spanish, just sub. For english, there WAS dubbing. However, the dubbing process, in any language, must go hand in hand with lip-syn; can’t do a literal translation sometimes because the spoken words would not fit in with the character’s lips’ movements, which forces the dubbing companies to adjust it the best it can be put without changing too dramatically the context.

As there was no spanish dub, the literal translation is no troubles for the sub; they can write stuff in a way that’s more accurate to the original dialogue than it is for english, just for the mere fact of the game lacking spanish voice acting. 

That way, for example, we take that one scene where Ignis says he’s aware he may never recover eyesight, and Gladio and Prompto start arguing.

For the sake of words fitting lip sync, the enligsh version goes with Gladio saying “I’m sorry, but I object: war is a matter of life and death”. However, the spanish sub (free of caring about lip sync) goes with “I’m sorry, but no: you’d be dead if we have to fight”. 

Same goes later, with Gladio yelling “There’s more to it than what he wants!”  Spanish goes with “This affects us all!”

In context, it’s all the same idea, but the words are different, again, due to lip sync motifs in the english version.

That said, we go back to the camping scene: people assume Noctis means he completed his duty and is sad that he took his friends to death, what with him saying “I’ve made my peace”. Spanish goes for “I know what awaits for me”, in some way of saying “I know what’s coming next”. 

Can’t come next if it’s already happened.

16. Another thing about me not believing the post credits camping scene happens in an afterlife is another detail: Noctis’ beard.

It’s grown in this scene (like it was when Talcott found him and the way it remains during the last chapter), but it is NOT when he’s with Lunafreya at the end. 

It IS clear that the scene with Lunafreya is their happily ever after IN AN AFTERLIFE; the lighting suggest an aura of a spiritual vision, while it remains obvious that they meet in an afterlife seen as both die in the story. 

Why is Noctis lacking beard in the afterlife?  I’m guessing that the afterlife pleases the person’s spirit wishes; one goes to afterlife the way they wanted to look like when alive.  What both Noctis and Luna wanted the most was to get married; that’s why Luna’s wearing her wedding dress despite her having died in another clothing, and so why Noctis’ dressed for the wedding too…and, of course, shaved.

What I want to say is that while I like the theory of the last camping being an afterlife, I dare to say they wouldn’t look so “real” as in, it’s afterlife, they’d look better than they did when alive, just like Noctis and Luna. Idk, Ignis wouldn’t have his scar, for example, for afterlife-him to be fully content with himself, just like wedding-dress Luna and shaved-Noctis.

17. The dialogues between the bros.

Along the last chapter, there are some dialogues that presume the bros do not die in the end. Let’s check them:

A) “Can you sense light?” Walking through Insomnia, during gameplay rather than a cutscene, Noctis asks Ignis if he can sense light, at which Ignis replies Yes. Noctis tells him that that’s good, so that he can sense when dawn comes.

You could argue with me that he could have said that to keep the team’s optimism up…but, let’s be frank: the guys wouldn’t do that.  No matter how bouncy and happy and supportive they are with each other, over all things  (at least on second place next to Loyalty) what makes them a team is their HONESTY. No matter how cruel the situation gets, they inform and face each other with the whole truth.

“Luna has passed” “There’s more to it than what he wants” “My vision hasn’t improved and it probably won’t” “I’m tired of your whining”

Hell, even Prompto told them he was an MT and didn’t expect them to stay with him. PROMPTO, the one that’d probably sugarcoat the truth, didn’t. They didn’t go with fake “Nah, man, sure there’s a chance you’ll get out of this alive! Then we’ll go for an ice-cream to celebrate the king!”.  No: they knew it was the end and didn’t hide it or tried to fake happiness: “So this is farewell”, “There’s no turning back”, “Godspeed and take care”. They didn’t try to make him smile; they were true the WHOLE time.

Noctis, mature now, wouldn’t go cheering them on watching the new dawn if he knew they didn’t have a chance of surviving.

B: “Walk tall, my friends”

This one is so heartbreaking because of the explanation in here:

It’s clear Noctis took this one phrase from his dad when the journey started. 

At first it could be seen just as a dad saying goodbye to the heir to the throne, but it’s so much more than that King Regis KNEW it was the last time he saw Noctis. He knew it ALL: he knew Niflheim was going to attack Insomnia during the reunion, and that’s why he sent Noct and co away before it was to take place.  Like said in the game by Noctis himself, King Regis sent them away of home so they could GO BACK home one day.

King Regis knew it’d be a difficult journey, but he knew more than that: he knew it was last time he saw his son, and he knew that he was seeing him a last time before going back into the Citadel to die, but leaving a hope for the world safe and away of danger.

Just. Like. Noctis.

Noctis sees what he’s doing like the exact same than his dad did: giving farewell a last time to his beloved ones to go into the Citadel and sacrifice himself for the sake of them (and all of Eos people, in both cases). 

That phrase, those two words, mean more than just that: Walk Tall becomes a symbol, it becomes the concept of the King of Lucis becoming aware that he must die in order to keep his beloved ones safe and sound.

Hell, it happens in the same place. This is heartbreaking.

c: “Godspeed. And take care”.

The thing with this one is WHO says it.

No matter if Prompto is the best friend or if Gladio is the King’s Shield: there’s NO ONE more loyal to Noctis than Ignis. Literally NOBODY. 

Ignis has served Noctis for a lifetime: when they were kids (read Parting Ways for this one), sometimes Noctis would sneak out of the Citadel, and Ignis would follow not because he wanted to play with him but because he worried that anything could happen to him, and took the blame for Noct when they were busted.  Even when he’s only 2 years older, he’d go pick Noct from school (watch Brotherhood). In gameplay, he literally NEVER left Noctis’ side in battles; sometimes all monsters would be in a place and a few left behind, and if I went to attack one that was away, Ignis would follow; if I changed target, he’d go. If I walked away for no reason, he’d go. He was literally my shield, hell much more than Gladio himself.

There are small dialogues during battle that reinforces this detail (N: Can you cover my back? I: Never doubt it), not to recall he’s usually who screams for “NOCT!!!” the most when a monster catches you (he may even feel like exaggerating). 

Ignis is ALWAYS trying to protect you from EVERYTHING: do not drive at night, it’s dangerous; pay attention and protect yourself; hell, he and Prompto were lost in Cauthess with an angered Titan nearby, but he still took his time to phone you and warn you about Imperial troops arriving.

Not to say about his loyalty staying intact when he goes blind: the chapter in spanish is literally named “Blind loyalty”. He KNEW he could die any second in his condition but decided to stick by your side nonetheless, because he KNOWS Noctis needs of him, even if he says not. And after you go missing and he decides to hunt, isn’t it strange?

There’re hundreds of hunters out there. He had literally no reason to become one and master the technique of blind fighting. Thing is, he did because he wanted to be of use again when you’d come back, because he KNEW you were coming back 

He could have left it to Gladio and Prompto and a grown, much hella more powerful Noctis, but he decided, he CHOSE to stick by Noctis’ side because he WANTED to stand by him.

He never let Noctis go alone…until…

He never says goodbye and never lets him go alone, not even after GOING BLIND, not even after being taken into the Crystal… So the fact that IGNIS, the guy who did all of listed above, finally says farewell….

I strongly believe that if they were to die, Ignis would not have said goodbye, because if they were to die, they’d of reunite with Noctis (like he did with Lunafreya). Whether it’s a literal reunion or not, Ignis would follow Noctis to the very afterlife if he had to, so there would be no need for goodbye.

So the fact that Ignis, the most loyal person to Noctis, always by his side like he’s a third arm, always there no matter the situation, finally says goodbye for the very first time in his life….

Dammit, it hurts.

I’m not sure whether I’ve left something unsaid or if I forgot to write down another thing, but I’ll leave it here. This is what I’ve got so far to believe the bros didn’t die like some people say they do. 

However, like most games, it’s free for anyone to interpret it the way they want. This is mine

Though, I must say, the fact that they don’t die, even if slightly less depressing than them dying, is not entirely a happy ending anyway. If anything, it’s just to make the three sad for the rest of their lives, in a bittersweet way, what with losing their lifetime best friend in exchange of saving the world from eternal darkness.

Someone finally put it into words. Thank you.

Marry me, this is everything i’ve been trying to say in one great post. Lets get this some motherfucking notes!

ALSO BLESS YOU ON REALISING IGNIS’ WORTH, because people finna slam him behind ‘The Mom Stereotype™’ then go say prompto/gladio were the closest to him :/

Its really nice to see the creativity of the fandom and the imagination we’re enabled to, but the boys didn’t die and its for the reasons right up there. Kudos af 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

THANK YOU GODS I AM SO TIRED OF PEOPLE SAYING THEY DIED WOOOO

This this this all of this!!!! Thank you!!!

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what would happen if Gordon Ramsay met Ignis

I mean would they get along? I love them both tbh so I want them to get along and just have like, frenemy banter in the kitchen

Their TV show would be them heading up two competing kitchens and trying to make the best food for a restaurant full of ppl, maybe? idk

Someone talk to me about this

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Imagine Ignis and Gordon critiquing food in a restaurant together.

“I wouldn’t even grace this with a cup of noodles.”  Ignis could grumble.

“I’m afraid it is not suitable to feed a dog.”

I think Ignis could learn some new turns of phrases.

YES. Ignis would be dignified. Then Gordon basically says what he said but with the word “fuck” in it.

Whenever they go in the fridges to see what awful gunk is being stored in there, Gordon goes in bare handed but Ignis snaps on latex gloves (they always edit slow mo shots of this into the show)

Ignis would insist that all the food must be fresh from the market at the fridge should only be used to store the days buys.

Otherwise it is savage.

He shall teach them how to butcher a proper steak for a meal.

And also, show Ramsey how to REALLY use a knife.

Ignis uses Sagefire to prepare certain cuts of meat, for his speciality dishes (they’re obviously lightly seared and very bloody, yum yum) and Gordon is super impressed but pretends like he thinks it’s too flashy and show-offy

When they’re doing like a Hells Kitchen deal where they each head up a competing kitchen Gordon can’t help but stare/be a little afraid when Ignis finally actually yells at someone because he’s usually so controlled and then suddenly THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE and he doesn’t swear when he yells but he’s terrifying regardless

“HOW CAN I MAKE A NEW RECHIPEH OUT OF THIS!”  Ignis’ ultimate insult.

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