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Castiel: I really like this guy but I don’t know how to tell him.
Dean: You can practice on me if you want.
Castiel: Uh okay? I love you.
Dean: I love you too. See, it wasn’t hard. Go tell him.
Castiel: I already did.
Dean: Awesome, what did he say?
Castiel:
[x]
Senile Winchester Adventures.
This might be a series and I got nothing to say in my defense. Behold my procrastinating powers.
Antman: Do you, like, control spiders?
Peter Parker chuckles and decides to reply with a snarky comeback: Do you, like, control Ants?
Antman: Yes
Peter Parker is now caught off guard.
i h a v e m a d e a m i s t a k e
after “dog dean afternoon”, i wouldnt be surprised if dean “put the moves” on scooby, too
there are few things more cathartic to me in this world than the look of complete boredom on Cas’ face here
his face literally sighs “fucking amateurs”
The kid is so proud, he captured Castiel….
Leaked footage of Asmodeus capturing Gabriel
OH MY GOD GABE YOU FOOL
Since y'all liked the last one so much
inspired by the addition by @thedogsled on this post
It’s been literal years and I’m still not over Snape’s cloak-shrouded ass for asking an eleven year old muggle-raised kid the difference between monkshood and wolfsbane in front of the everyone on the first day. You want to know the difference? There is no fucking difference. They’re colloquial terms for the same fucking plant. He just wanted the intellectual upper hand over a goddamn little kid. “Haha, trick question”, so clever. you oily bag of tits
some guy: uhhh there’s a leaf in your water
person who’s about to invent tea: oh haven’t you heard?
I’M SCREAMING I DID NOT KNOW THIS
