Fan A: You’re the best Fan B: You’re beautiful Fan A: SHUT UP HE’S MINE (x)

Castiel is beautiful.

That’s all. You can continue with your day

Castiel is beautiful.

That’s all. You can continue with your day

Person: you’ve got to accept the fact that not everyone is going to survive in Infinity War and some of your favourite characters might die

Me, an intellectual: 

When the Spn fandom goes to Hell and the real Lucifer meets us:

“What’s all this nonsense with Winchesters? There is nothing supernatural here and please keep down the salt. Who the fuck is Chuck?”

“No for the last time, there’s no Crowley here”

“Don’t laugh at me, I’m Lucifer wtf”

“No you can’t have red spray paint to make demon traps. That shit doesn’t work.”

"Stop spraying salt at me, it doesn’t fucking work”

“No, I ain’t scared of no Winchesters”

“Sister Jo? Your queen? What?”

“No I am not bisexual, what are you going on about”

“Who the fuck is Adam?”

“I DO NOT HAVE DADDY ISSUES, YOU CANNOT SPEAK TO ME LIKE THIS”

“I want your soul not your sympathy!”

“Stop trying to make deals with me! I’m Lucifer you fuckers”

“I don’t have red glowing eyes stop asking me to show them to YOU”

“I DONT HAVE A SON NAMED JACK WHAT THE FUCK”

“What makes you think that I would do the do with a MORTAL?”

“I’m the sole ruler of hell! Who is this Asmodeus that you keep mentioning?”

“Why would I possess the US president? he’s worser than me. The only thing I would do with him his torture the hell out of him, if you would pardon my pun”

“What do you mean purgatory has better interior designing? What the fuck is purgatory?”

"I will not torture souls just cause you want entertainment. What is wrong with you?”

“No I can’t show you where Hitler is. I’m not some tour guide.”

“Fine. You want entertainment? We have loads of copies of Fifty Shades of Grey so go ahead”

“nO you cannot torture the author. Why are you so violent ffs”

“Stop calling me Luci! I’m Lucifer Morningstar, the fallen Angel, the rightful ruler of Hell itself.”

“Yes I have horns and no you cannot pet them. I am not a dog”

“And no you can’t manicure my horns wtf! They are divine and should not be handled by mortals”

“Stop trying to adopt a hell hound.”

“Stop petting the hell hounds, they will not play fetch with you.”

“For the millionth time! We don’t have wifi here! And stop counting on this Sam Winchester guy who doesn’t even exist”

“You can’t give nicknames to my ferocious beasts of Death! Cupcake is not an acceptable name for my mightiest beast!”

“What are these memes you speak of”

"Show me more memes”

“You can’t force me to watch Infinity War! This is hell! I do the torturing”

“Stop trying to find me a date! I don’t need this Tinder”

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Mishapocalypse: YES or NO?

OKAY THEN

Don’t tell me that Dean and Cas don’t steal glances at each other when the other is not looking.

Don’t tell me that when Dean has a bad nightmare, Cas isn’t there holding his hand till he falls back into a relaxed sleep.

Don’t tell me that Dean doesn’t brush up on interesting facts about things that Cas is passionate about (like bees) and brushes it off later as things he just accidentally came across on the internet.

Don’t tell me that Dean and Cas don’t utilise the slightest chance they get to brush against each other cause they crave each other’s touch.

Don’t tell me that they each don’t spend their time hoping, against everything, that the other person maybe feels the same way.

Don’t tell me that Dean and Cas aren’t in love because they are.

I loved the scoobynatural episode but my most favourite part of it was Cas hugging and thanking Scooby and Shaggy for showing him the ‘great strength of laughter in the face of danger’

Castiel deserves to get to laugh more