How did I not realise this before?!
So when you exorcise a demon, it goes to hell right? So what happens when you exorcise a demon when it's already in hell?? Does it just bounce around for a while as black smoke? I need answers!!
Um you sure about that?
When I get to hell the first thing that I would do is punch Michael and then have tea with Lucifer
Luke 1:26-38
The angel came to Mary and said:
“You are to become a mother and have a Son. You are to give Him the name Jesus.“ Mary said to the angel, “How will this happen? I have never had a man.” The angel said to her:
We’re all going to hell for reblogging this
Going to hell riding on Satans handlebars.
See y'all in hell
Me:
There’s so much salt in this post you could use it to form a protective circle
This post burns so much that it could be hell
I think Satan is going to be the only man crush of mine that I'll ever get to meet anyways
Unless you're Adam... then he'll molotov you with holy fire