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Dean: Honey bun?
Cas: Yes?
Dean, blushing: I meant, would you like one?
Cas: Oh. Yeah, sure. Sugar?
Dean: Yes?
Cas, also blushing: I was just asking if you wanted some sugar in your coffee.
Dean, flustered: Oh! Yeah. Sure.
Both: *completely flustered*
Sam, from a distance: I’m getting embarrassed from watching them.
Charlie: I think I know what you mean.
“Shoulder length hair is acceptable for a female, but not a male.
It must be off the collar when standing straight, off the top of the ears, and above the eyes.
Sideburns may not extend below the bottom of the earlobe, mustaches may not extend below the lip, or the corners of the mouth. Beards, goatees, or any hair below the mouth is not allowed.”
- FBI hair regulation
so in horror movies where flat tires stop people from running away…you can still drive with flat tires. it damages the tires and the wheels, and it’s not safe at high speeds, but you can still drive away from a raving serial killer. pro tip next time a knife wielding lunatic comes at you get in the car, you’ll be fine
well this would have been useful last night
See this is where people make the mistake. If the knife maniac is running straight at your car, SLAM it into reverse. You probably won’t kill them but you might cause some damage. Then drive. They’ll be stopped and you can get away, and maybe they’ll even be at the same spot to call the cops (and maybe the ambulance) on
what a top notch addition to an already excellent post
are we going to ignore the guy who apparently had an encounter with a serial killer last night
they lived to post about it, it’s fine
This is a cruel world indeed.We have been deprived of a mustachioed Castiel in a tux.
Deleted scene from Scoobynatural.Edited out because of time constraints.
Source:Samantha Highfill @ EW
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In Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 1 , Peter Quill has Mommy Issues. In Vol 2, he has Daddy Issues . In Infinity War , He has In-Laws Issues.
Anyone got a hot take on Gen Z students at Hogwarts?
Me, a new professor desperate to connect w the youths: and so expelliarmus will ‘yeet’ the wand right outta their hand
THIS EXCEEDS ALL EXPECTATIONS. THANK YOU
Sam: Cas why are you so uptight lately?
Castiel: Oh I don’t know Sam, maybe the fact that Dean went into a alternate universe with A MAN WHO HELPED ASMODEUS NEARLY KILL MY FUCKING BROTHER!!!
Sam: Cas, please-
Castiel: Protect Dean Winchester they said. It’ll be fun, they said.
Sam: Come on, Cas. I’m sure Dean will be fine.
Castiel: HE HAS THE SURVIVAL INSTINCTS OF A SQUIRREL ON CRACK COCAINE
“Batman has more than one son,“ I say into the mic.
The crowd boos. I begin to walk off in shame, when a voice speaks and commands silence from the room.
“She’s right,” I hear. I look around for the owner of the voice. There in the fifth row, he stands: Bruce Wayne himself.
“What does he know about Batman” the crowd replies and resumes booing. Bruce Wayne discreetly leaves the room. In an unrelated turn of events, a voice speaks from above. “She’s right,” I hear. There crashing through the skylight: Batman.
Trust me. U need this on ur dashboard.
THANK YOU! I love this so much.
WHY is this deleted??
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA
THAT’S MY GIRL
Married life with Ellen and Portia.
IDC HOW MANY TIMES IVE REBLOGGED THIS IT IS LITERALLY MY FAVOURITE FUCKING THING
the turkey swiss on rye incident
aha, the full post. get back on my blog.
this is like a book
dean: *choking, can’t breathe*
castiel: *hauling ass to the dungeon* does he need moUTH TO MO U T H
I WAS NOT EXPECTING THIS
I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT I WAS EXPECTING
OKAY WAS EXPECTING SOMETHING ABOUT BLUE EYES OR PERFECT PEOPLE BUT I GUESS THIS IS OKAY TOO
OMG IT’S BACK
oH MY GOD FOR FUCKS SAKE I THOUGHT IT WAS SOME NICE SONG AND I WAS IN THE LIVING ROOM WITH MY PARENTS
My step dad walked into the room right when I hit play, listened to the first 5 seconds, then walked back out.
I WAS LISTENING TO MU MUSIC REALLY LOUD SO I PAUSED IT TO SEE WHAT ALL THE FUSS WAS ABOUT AND NOW MY MOM IS EVEN MORE CONFUSED WITH THE KIND OF MUSIC I LIKE
