All of the stuff'n'things

my friend just told me that there's a secret second dashboard that solely contains posts from people you've turned on post notifications for, and when i click the link in the messages it opens it within the tumblr app, so the tumblr app also has a secret second dashboard for post notification blogs, and the only way to access it is to open the link for it within the app.

i literally love tumblr

i have a private pinned post that just has a link to this dashboard on it, it's great. two dashboards for life

wow! i was really hoping someone would organically reverse-engineer this and find that dash.

here are a few other "secret" dashboards:

these are all just taking existing feeds of content and putting them in a dashboard-like format... the "Stuff for you" tab/feed is the same idea.

My kind of comedy

Item: in the 1950s research was starting to suggest smoking cigarettes might be bad for you, so one company beefed up their filter with asbestos

ffs

clammy ganon will become a fixture to my vocabulary now. excellent

did you guys know YuGiOh Abridged is still going. littlekuriboh made a new one like a month ago. its in the same aspect ratio, still like 15 minutes, and the 2007-ass voices are still very much there. there's a character whose bit is that she's a streamer who uses zoomer lingo and the rest of the cast is like "what the FUCK is she talking about."

and i wanna be clear here, i am not mocking this. i am so happy he's still going. in a post-death of Flash world it is so incredible that this little germ from the internet i grew up with is still coming out with new content. this is like when they found a valley full of takahē for me.

if you're like 19 and have no idea what i'm talking about you should watch the first episode of Yu-Gi-Oh The Abridged Series, but like, treat it like a historical document. You have to walk into this with the understanding that 2009 was a very different time and that the entire internet was relatively niche and had a very weird culture. You are PROBABLY not going to like it is what I mean. But if you know a bunch of nerds who are currently in their mid-late 20s and you do a YGO:TAS Tristen voice there's like a 20% chance one of them will be DELIGHTED

passing this bit on to the next generation so they too can have “even chad from accounting?” pop into their heads at inappropriate times for the next decade plus

I still find myself mentally quoting this bit when I have to climb a tall staircase so I'm just adding it here

AHHHH!!! EXPLODIA!!!!

This one gets me every single time.

"It's just a game

At the end of the day it doesn't matter if I win, lose or

DRAW!

MONSTER CARDO!"

THIS IS COMEDY GOLD :D

The best part is?

THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENS IN THE FUCKIN EPISODE

Yami fuckin murders a child with magic cards all because said child pissed him off :D

In other words? BEST. SHOW. EVER.

Children need to learn

Even if that is a brief lesson about how pissing off the ghost of an ancient Egytpian will lead to them being brutally murdered by playing cards

hmmm…pretty sure one of these is not quite like the others

So yesterday I went to take banana, peeled it, and came back to show my partner because wow, this is a VERY STRAIGHT banana !

Like abnormally straight !

!!!

Straight bananas are definitely rare on this website

my beautiful daughter named paranoia. shes right behind me isnt she

wheres seasons greasons

its that time of year again

It doesn’t have to be

its not optional

The government cum suction machine,,,

starting a new company, Autistic Auditors, where we send blunt autistic people to check up on things like companies to stand there and be like “actually that thing the CEO said made no sense, elaborate” and pushing them to actually explain their dodgy corporate language that avoids accountability and reliability. Just really grind them down with repeated “why” and “but what does that mean” and writing down the answers in clear and obvious language.

IDK I’m just sick of hearing how Business Bros talk and how many people are suckers for it. I want blunt people standing there going “hey, that guy didn’t actually SAY anything, he just strung together a bunch of nonsense corporate words to make you think ‘ooo profit’ but there’s nothing substantial here”

We would do the same to politicians.

Hello! Autistic accountant who didn’t realize the autism part until their mid-30s here. Very pleased to report that the profession with very clear black and white rules, an expectation of social awkwardness, and strong ethical standards that require both seeing through bullshit and brutal honesty is both VERY FUN and tends to attract plenty of people with autistic traits.

Auditor is basically the most hardcore, rule compliant, and honest form of accountant.

Everyone in the notes saying that this sounds so fun and you would do it for free… no really this is a legit profession that people will pay you very real actual money to do.

If you like putting things in neat organized categories and having columns of numbers that always add up correctly then accountant may be a good career for you.

It doesn’t matter how old you are, some of the best CPAs I know are people who joined the profession well into adulthood. A couple community college accounting classes will get you what you need to handle a small business bookkeeping gig, and if you enjoy that but wish it was more complex then going for an accounting degree and/or CPA license may be a surprisingly good time.

It’s what at the what now?

The Matrix (1999) The Matrix Reloaded (2003) The Matrix Revolutions (2003)

Trinity talking to anybody

Wait

WAIT

I have nothing against trans girl headcanon stuff where people are like "this character would dress and present exactly the same as they did pretransition" but its always applied to characters it absolutely would not apply to

"if jesse pinkman transitioned she'd still dress the same and stuff she'd be a masc lesbian" jesse pinkman is extremely self destructive, infatuated with self image, prone to becoming attached to older men, has had zero healthy conduits for expressing femininity, and has an obscene amount of drug money to drop on plastic surgery and tiny black bodycon dresses she would not be fucking masc she would end up on mugshawtys 6 months into her transition