When my love swears that she is made of truth

Son I can see you

(Sound is very much required on this one.)

Sometimes food is so darn tasty you gotta sing its praises.

AWOOOOO! 

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Green Collar Boy voices his opinion about getting his nails trimmed.

17 Days

I swear to God he says “fuck you” in response to being called a good boy.

Good Lord! He does say “fuck you” where did my sweet innocent pup learn this phrase?!

Always reblog turbo

Puppy: ”See, I told you we’d both fit on here comfortably.” 🔊

THE TAIL WAGGING

“Don’t fuckin touch me!”

😂 the cat look so annoyed but it’s not moving 😩

Digging is hard work.

Oh, my heart…

In the dog world, humans are elves that routinely live to be 500+ years old.

“They live so long…but the good ones still bond with us for our entire lives.” 

“These immortals are so kind we must be good friends to them”

My heart wtf

Not gonna lie, this fucked me up a bit.

POV Fantasy slice of life book when?

“Now I am old. The fur around my muzzle is grey and my joints ache when we walk together. Yet she remains unchanged, her hair still glossy, her skin still fresh, her step still sprightly. Time doesn’t touch her and yet I love her still.”

“For generations, he has guarded over my family. Since the days of my great-great-great-great-great-grandfather he has kept us safe. For so long we thought him immortal. But now I see differently, for just as my fur grows gray and my joints grow stiff, so too do his. He did not take in my children, but gave them away to his. I will be the last that he cares for. My only hope is that I am able to last until his final moments. The death of one of his kind is so rare. The ending of a life so long is such a tragedy. He has seen so much, he knows so much. I know he takes comfort in my presence. I only wish that I will be able to give him this comfort until the end.”

Little kids and their big dogs by Andy Seliverstoff

Funny Dog Snapchats (see 12 more)

Guy dresses up as his dog’s favorite toy (via Jeff Spiegel/Twitter)

Perfect infiltration method. Find out their secrets, my good man.