The dice were loaded from the start  And I bet and you exploded in my heart

When you gonna realise it was just that the time was wrong? 

Does anyone know a good Helen Magnus/River Song fanfic? Please?

I have this young!Magnus/River Song AU in my mind. It's the 19th century and being with a female time traveller could be tricky. Now Magnus is all grown up and misses her Juliet.

This is the song that goes with my AU:

A lovestruck Romeo sings the streets a serenade  Laying everybody low with a lovesong that he made  Finds a streetlight steps out of the shade  Says something like you and me babe how about it?  Juliet says hey it's Romeo, you nearly gimme me a heart attack  He's underneath the window she's singing hey la my boyfriend's back  You shouldn't come around here singing up at people like that  Anyway what you gonna do about it?  Juliet the dice were loaded from the start  And I bet and you exploded in my heart  And I forget I forget the movie song  When you gonna realise it was just that the time was wrong Juliet?  Come up on different streets they both were streets of shame  Both dirty both mean yes and the dream was just the same  And I dreamed your dream for you and now your dream is real  How can you look at me as if I was just another one of your deals?  When you can fall for chains of silver you can fall for chains of gold  You can fall for pretty strangers and the promises they hold  You promised me everything you promised me thick and thin yeah  Now you just say oh Romeo yeah you know I used to have a scene with him  Juliet when we made love you used to cry  You said I love you like the stars above, I'll love you till I die  And there's a place for us, you know the movie song  When you gonna realise it was just that the time was wrong Juliet?  I can't do the talk like they talk on tv  And I can't do a love song like the way it's meant to be  I can't do everything but I'd do anything for you  I can't do anything except be in love with you  And all I do is miss you and the way we used to be  All I do is keep the beat, the bad company  And all I do is kiss you through the bars of Orion  Juliet I'd do the stars with you any time  Juliet when we made love you used to cry  You said I love you like the stars above and I'll love you till I die  There's a place for us you know the movie song  When you gonna realise it was just that the time was wrong Juliet?  A lovestruck Romeo sings the streets a serenade  Laying everybody low with a lovesong that he made  Finds a convenient streetlight steps out of the shade  Says something like you and me babe how about it?  You and me babe, how about it?

I made a video on Monsoon.

I couldn't resist.

You don't need to live 300 years to sleep with a woman. Implying that Magnus was just bored with "regular" sex is offensive.

I've got a thing for this pairing.

One day I'll learn how to make gif...

I wrote a smutty fic if you want to give it a try Askme.