people have got to learn the difference between I didnt like it and It was bad
+ a secret, third thing
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people have got to learn the difference between I didnt like it and It was bad
+ a secret, third thing
My son believes in grand romantic gestures. He believes in the existence of one’s soulmate. And it’s easy to just look at a 13-year-old and say: “You don’t know what you’re talking about. You are wrong.” But I’m not so sure.
Crazy, Stupid, Love (2011) dir. Glenn Ficarra & John Requa
Puppet: “Password?” Camera Guy: “Cinnamon Sticks.” Puppet: “Okay.” Puppet Guy: *sighs* “Like, I know he’s recording but I gotta be honest. My mental health is taking a rapid decline.”
me in November
me in December
christine sydelko posted this on her tiktok and you’ll never fucking guess what kind of turn it makes
she let me hit cause i support my public library
myspace but pronounced like versace
based on a tumblr post pls add if it you find it.
it's kind of nuts how many people on here say they are critical of America, but retain these impossibly strong American puritanical values.
I've talked to so many liberals who were horrified by the idea of communal baths and freak out when I talk about going to Korean bath houses or a nudist hot springs where gasp, children can see naked bodies of all genders. Like, you are the weirdos if you think grandma's tits are an issue, that's you problem my American friends.
Nudity is not inherently sexual and sexual things are not inherently bad. In fact, seeing a bunch of naked old people growing up probably helped me resist the ubiquitous problem of body issues as a teenage girl. If you see enough saggy ass you realize we're all headed to the same place and also secondarily, if you watch them playing naked volley ball you also no longer afraid to die.
where’s that one post where a Finnish person goes "Americans need to see their grandma's tits more" or whatever
To lovely humans who were excluded from invitations, left behind when they tied their shoes, forced to walk in the grass when the sidewalk was full, spoken over when you tried to contribute, whispered about or laughed at, given side-eye when you tried to fit in…. you are so worthy of love.
burning to death because i can’t remember the secret maneuver that’s different from every other car on earth or because i never read the manual or because it’s a rental or because it’s a rideshare or because i’m in the back seat and the driver is incapacitated (due to the fire currently burning us to death) or i’m a child
I’ll never forget the time my parents said they were going out for a few hours, and left my siblings and me at home by ourselves (ages 9-14), and instead of going nuts or just sitting around, we all rushed and did our hair and makeup and got dressed as fancy as we could; sister pulled out the wine glasses and grape juice and made an hors d'oeuvres platter, another googled how to play poker, pulled out chips from a different game, dimmed the lights, and we set up a fancy 4-person gambling den at the kitchen table and played until my parents said they were on their way back with dinner. Then we quickly picked everything up, washed our faces, changed back into our casual clothes, and pretended nothing ever happened. They never found out.
DYLAN O’BRIEN “Not Okay” | 2022, dir. Quinn Shephard
I like these photos because someone clearly set up a camera, took a picture, ran all the way up the grain silo to change the slide doors, and ran all the way back down to take another picture. That's dedication.
Really loving that times-chu doesn't know you can do things with other people
happy new year. have some tigers i did for a client
kind reminder that commissions and requests are both open!