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Love is a God

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Virgilius | 20 | He/They | AO3
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HI EVERYONE so apparently people really liked that comic I made a while back with the concept of the Extended Noceda family and Luz bringing Hunter along for the ride and you guys wanted to see more of them?? CRAZY!! So!! here’s how Luz and Camila introduced the demon realm to at least Felix and his mom :]] they’re New Yorkers so they’ve seen crazier shit I think.

It kinda makes me smile that you guys like these silly fan characters so much,, also here’s a small ref of Felix’s mom and Camila’s sister, Yulissa!

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animentality

The great thing about huge declarations is that the most times you're ever going to have to deliver on them is ONCE. And even that is vanishingly unlikely. The dishes happen every day. My feet hurt now. The kids need a lift to piano lessons every week. The grenade is hypothetical.

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parme-san

one time i had this coworker that i hated so much i used to spend days praying that i would clock out and deadass immediately get hit by moving cars so i wouldn't ever have to hear her talk again. typical right. well i also was constantly fantasizing on my days off about heroically saving her from oncoming trains and i used to imagine kissing her sometimes just to make sure i wasn't into the idea

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"I have a retainer and a night guard" is something that a 17th century daimyo would say, but a trip to the dentist can leave you uttering the same sentiment...another testament to the kuge(公家)-like existence of jobs that supply dental plans....

"I have a retainer and a night guard" is something that a 17th century daimyo would say, but a trip to the dentist can leave you uttering the same sentiment...another testament to the kuge(公家)-like existence of jobs that supply dental plans....

Melody: A,E,A,E,A,E,A,D,A,G,G,A,D,E,G,A,A,C,E,D,A,D,A,B,A,E,D,E,C,A,E,A,E,E,G,E,A,E,E,E,A,E,E,A,E,E,G,E,E,E,E,C,E,F,B,A,D,E,A,A

BPM: 120 (default)

Instrument: guitar

author's note: wow this one actually sounds somewhat coherent.

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Why do so many people make tiktoks while they're clearly driving. What the fuck. Stop that shit, you're gonna kill someone.

I think people online treat driving too casually tbh, like there was a poll about people's bad habits while driving and they weren't bad habits or problematic or whatever, they were all things that literally kill people every single day. You are driving a massive vehicle that can very easily turn into a murder weapon with your carelessness, take this shit seriously.

"Haha I never use my turn signals" you are going to kill someone.

"I don't do full stops at stop signs lol" you are going to kill someone.

"Sometimes I text while I'm driving 🤭" YOU ARE GOING TO KILL SOMEONE.

Also people who speed up or suddenly stop or swerve a lot to freak out someone in the car for fun: it stops being funny when you get into a car accident because of it. Just so you know.

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7dmom

I am so sorry you had a traumatic childhood and it made you stupid on line. I was raised as a lotus flower and I smell like vanilla all the time

I put your name on a beetle and let it die of thirst

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