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I checked my notifs and my Darth Vader AITA post had this absolute nugget of gold by @janusisasnakeyboi

And I just. Imagine if it was a pronoun, originally. Except the darksiders who came to study the ancient Sith didn't Get That.

Some ancient Sith's ghost is out there looking at Palpatine like "I was trying to tell them my pronouns and apparently that didn't translate. It is kind of hilarious to know that the galaxy is now ruled by a guy named Him Evil, though."

So, here's what's going on: the radical Rebels are saying that, get this, Death Stars cause planetary destruction. Okay. So, here's my problem with that: let's suppose that there are a hundred thousand worlds in the Empire. Let's say, hypothetically, that the Death Star destroys one world every 50 years. It's going to be five million years before the Death Star has destroyed all the worlds in the Empire. Now, let's account for the fact that, obviously, the Death Star would be used outside the Empire. So, let's suppose that the Death Star isn't a threat to us. For example, if the Death Star ever took aim at my summer home on Alderaan, would it not be the correct course of action for me to just sell it? So, there you have it, Rebels. The Death Star is not a threat to us.