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can't decide if i want an au where eddie and tommy fuck after the bucktommy breakup (tommy texts him 'is he okay' and eddie says he's not going to get in the middle of it but then they keep texting and then they meet for coffee and then somehow eddie's dick is in tommy's mouth and it's deeply about buck for both of them and eddie doesn't know how it HAPPENED), or an au where eddie finds out that buck and tommy have continued to hook up after the breakup, and has a series of conversations with buck about it that make him feel lightheaded with lust and stomach-churningly sad at the same time. like i want both.

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athena + bobby + bathena plots they could do instead that i would like more:

  • athena and hen talk about aging and their physically demanding jobs, but so do athena and bobby. bonus points if athena starts to think about transitioning away from field work, and bobby doesn't. bonus bonus points if athena accuses him of still having a death wish.
  • dude what the fuck where is harry
  • recast michael and finally do the michael/david wedding, and have athena realize both harry and may are closer to michael than they are to her, and feel weird about that
  • fine, whatever, don't recast michael! but if you're not going to recast him, kill him! give me harry and may breakdowns, give me athena LOSING it, athena weeping at his funeral and bobby trying to comfort her but being triggered bc of memories of attending his first wife's funeral! use this as a way to bring david back and have lots of drama around keeping david in the kids' lives/as a part of the extended family!
  • do SOMETHING with michael and david, that's all i'm asking for
  • bobby gets excited about another cold case that athena indulgently helps him pursue (bobby and athena figure out D B Cooper's true identity)
  • bobby and athena go to minnesota for an important anniversary. athena meets bobby's estranged brother for the first time.
  • bobby's estranged brother shows up in LA and he and bobby talk for the first time in ten years.
  • bobby brings home a hypoallergenic dog and athena claims to hate it and is opposed to it except then the dog keeps falling asleep in her lap and she's like ugh fine I GUESS
  • because of shenanigans, athena ends up stuck in an emergency with an unexpected member of the team. maybe eddie. they talk about being estranged from their kids, even though athena's like "I don't know if i'd use the word estranged, but....yeah, we don't have the relationships I hoped we would." maybe they also talk about having killed people.
  • because of shenanigans, we get a situation where bobby and an unexpected member of the cast are stuck in an emergency. maybe oh you know what, actually, it would be awesome if it were tommy. because tommy could be like hey you're really different than you were 20 years ago, and bobby could be like so are you, and the fact that they aren't found family to each other could make that really resonate. they could talk about mutual regrets and building more positive cultures and you could address tommy's shitty past through the prism of bobby's much darker past, and it's about buck but it's also not about buck even a little bit.
  • athena DOES mentor new rookies, but she thinks the next one shouldn't wear a uniform either, and then she thinks the same about the one after that. may comes back to drink a legal glass of wine with her mom and say 'hey, i have been trying to tell you this for years, but you haven't been listening to me. are you ready to listen to me now?' lol jk they'd never do that. or, you know, maybe they would, but what athena would do is say 'thank you for sharing that with me. now it's time for me to share something with you,' and it would be that she's not quitting the force but she IS going to start a new departmental DEI initiative or some bullshit. maybe this one can stay in fanfic, actually.
  • bobby and karen do citizen's arrests together. god they'd have so much fun.
  • you get the vision?
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hey hey hey if chris's birthday is in september, which I think is a fair assumption given when the episode aired, that makes his conception month january, unless i am very mistaken about how to count to nine.

we know he was born in 2011. we know eddie and shannon were still teens when he was born.

do you think chris was conceived in january of their senior year of high school?

or in january of shannon's freshman year of college?

what i love about the high school version of it:

-holy shit that makes helena make more sense, don't you think??? her kid is LITERALLY still a kid when he knocks his girlfriend up. of course she feels like she has the authority to step in and tell him he's doing it wrong—and then they just never get out of that dynamic.

-holy shit, holy shit, shannon would have been like VERY PREGNANT her senior spring. that's how her friends remember her. taking prenatal vitamins in the cafeteria. having morning sickness before pre-calc. her friends are applying to college, and she's sitting there telling herself she's gonna do the same thing, just, in a couple years, when things calm down.

-TINY EDDIE TINY SHANNON TINY CHRISTOPHER what i love about the college version of it:

-in my head shannon would be at a state school, and eddie is madly in love with her but he didn't get in bc school's not really his thing, so maybe she's in austin and he's driving down every weekend to see her or maybe he just moves down there and works construction while she goes to class, and they're like this is our life this is our new fun young adult post graduation life full of parties and beer pong, yay!!....and then boom, baby. shannon drops out. they move back to el paso. it just makes more sense. they have to be Real Grownups Now. party's over. but they've both, like, tasted the life they would have had if they hadn't gotten pregnant. they're both aware it was easier.

LITERALLY I CAN'T DECIDE

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i do actually think it's fine and neutral to write an original story inspired by a fandom world or character or relationship or whatever (i have done this before and will surely do it again,) but i have a truly unnecessary and petty amount of scorn for the people who scrape off serial numbers. i think bc the first way around, it's like, okay, your blorbo led you on the path to a new story and situation, as any good obsession should. but in situation two, it's like!!!! you have betrayed your blorbo??? how could you do that to your blorbo???

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Anonymous asked:

hi longtime listener, first time caller & I just want you to know that I think about "bad thing twice" at least three times a day and cry about closeted Eddie Diaz, and it's all your fault (affectionately).

thank u for ur service & ur love & care & feeding of Eddie Diaz.

you take such good care of the characters you write!! <3

oh my gosh, this is so lovely, anon!! I love Eddie with my whole heart, and the idea that I take good care of the characters I write is really wonderful to hear, especially for a fic like "bad thing twice" where I'm really putting him through the wringer 💜💜💜

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Anonymous asked:

When the Shannon Diaz story is done, just pull a 50 shades and change the names around, maybe switch a profession or two. Easy peasy.

i would never!!!! i have my honor!!!

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it is honestly a shame that i'm writing this shannon diaz fic about shannon diaz, because really truly honestly there's very little preventing this from becoming a literary novel that perhaps ten people would read but which WOULD totally win me tons of awards and prestige and the friendship of, like, aimee bender or someone like that, EXCEPT that it's about shannon diaz because I love shannon diaz and it has to be about her because that's how it (the story) and also it (love) works

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wildehacked

starting to worry that the shannon fic is gonna be, like. long.

10,000 words in. it is the Beginning and then I broke chronology and wrote a big chunk of Later. The shape of the story does not yet exist, though, so it's basically still The Beginning.

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I love the juice bar scene as much as the next person. I especially love the juice bar scene in conjunction with the confession.

And yeah, the "I'm straight" is chekov's gun, and the chemistry between Eddie and father Brian too. I love the meta/spec/headcanons!

That's not what I want to talk about. Instead, I want to talk about how sensitive Father Brian has been to Eddie's needs. He offered Bobby help in the church, face to face, and that worked for Bobby because he's a religious man. Eddie went to confession, and got his grievances aired, but -

we know Eddie's relationship with the church and religion is more complex than Bobby's. It doesn't work.

And then Father Brian runs into Eddie, recognizes him although he probably only saw Eddie through the confessional's grate. He remembers Eddie's name, too. He cares! And I don't think that's a sexual/romantic thing at all - and I don't think it is religious either. Yes, religion is the context within which he works, but it's not the only context.

He's not technically on the job when he sits down at that table; he's away from the protection by the grandiose rituals embedded in going to church, confession, wearing robes. He does it out of personal care, affection for humanity; he fills the role of a social worker, a guidance counselor - and religion is one of his tools but it's clearly not his only tool. It's also his ability to observe, and to listen, and to reflect on things - putting his finger on the sore spot in ways no one else in Eddie's life has done. That takes guts, especially because he knows Eddie's in a vulnerable place.

And he does it not because he's interested in Eddie romantically/sexually - that is not the reciprocity he seeks, nor the reciprocity that fulfills him. He does it because he cares.

The setting certainly helps too. Eddie doesn't feel as intimidated, not like a fish out of water. Only his title marks Father Brian as a religious figure; he uses it to break the ice and mark himself as safe ("I am celibate"), and then finally invokes his position to speak to Eddie's Catholic guilt and get him to do something for himself.

I don't know. It just felt deeply human and caring and I enjoy that a lot, and I love how it all connects back to Eddie first realizing his Catholic guilt in 7x05.

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