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Dee (she/her) | State of Hockey (MN) | follows/likes from @a-deelightful-interaction
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Another Season with Dee

I'M HERE AND I'M QUEER EVEN IF BETTMAN DOESN'T WANT ME HERE

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Still in Minnesota. Early 30s. Still hockey obsessed. Still a “side” blog even though I haven’t touched my main blog in ages (thanks tumblr). Often found telling hockey news and game pxp into the void. Season ticket holder for the MN Wild and PWHL MN

Main Teams: Minnesota Wild (primer), PWHL Minnesota (PWHL Discord)

Secondary Teams: Seattle Kraken, Carolina Hurricanes

Additional Teams: New York Rangers, Anaheim Ducks, San Jose Sharks, wherever my whims (or fantasy team) take me

Hill I Will Die On: Hockey IS for everyone

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simmyfrobby

list of recored casualties* of the 24/25 season so far:

  1. Jeek’s nose
  2. Kirill’s teeth
  3. Spurge’s nose
  4. Zucc’s balls
  5. Brodin

*figures include battle deaths (KIA) and personnel missing in action (MIA), as well as fatalities due to accidents, disease and deaths of prisoners of war in captivity

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It may be because I'm so new to hockey but intermission interviews feel really pointless to me

Interviewer: So you guys were hockeying pretty hard out there but the other team is hockeying as well. How are you going to hockey all the hockey?
Breathless, exhausted player :Yeah we’re hockeying hard but the other team is also hockeying hard. To hockey all the hockey we’re going to have to hockey even harder until we hockey the hardest.
Interviewer: Thank you and good luck with the hockey.
Breathless, exhausted player : You’re welcome (Oh thank god i can go now)
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mattymartin

TYSON JOST AFTER SCORING HIS FIRST AS A CANE | CAR v. VGK | 11.11.24

"Honestly I saw nothing. I just picked my guy and went to the net. Slavin shot it off my butt and in. One of the greasier ones, but I'll take it. I'm not complaining."
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funstyle

im really in a bad place i hope the sun doesnt start setting crazy early at like 4pm. i said i hope the sun doesnt set early at like 4pm that would be bad for me

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Any team's jersey that has brand logos on it should be cheaper for the fans to buy, because those companies should not only be paying the league to advertise their brand on players, but also to the fans by paying part of the jersey cost in order to have those fans advertise for them as well.

Just saying.

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