my first words were wikipedia.com

hair is washed. i am lovable and capable of loving again

mikey madison is anora (2024), on billboards in LA

greatest to ever do it

if i can't bite the hand that feeds me i'll just suck on its fingers

te pāti māori haka in response to the first vote on the racist anti māori treaty principles bill introduced to parliament today by david seymour and the act party. toitū te tiriti

btw if you have been moved watching this haka (or any haka in your life) i encourage you to sign the petition against the bill that this haka was responding to. you can sign it from anywhere.

I have no empathy for the women who regret dogpiling amber heard bc they couldn’t convince me for a second that Depp didn’t do all of that. None of that misinformation campaign had any effect on me. You have to have a deeply misogynistic streak to have found any kind of validity or humor in that.

y’all fuckin with the laura palmer rolling tray?

ben affleck casually bringing up an affair between succession's kendall and stewy who have known each other since childhood and were bonded like brothers from the beginning even though they rose into their industry as individuals and always have each others' backs as adults because they understand each other better than anyone. i said oh i'm sure

im like a fujoshi for throuples

oh you have a headache? you ache to give someone head?

There’s a level of confessional that only occurs when someone is driving you home late at night

masks/perfect magazine