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I'm a dummy who got locked out of her account please go follow my new one!
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Anonymous asked:

plus, pietro died for clint. i imagine to some level natasha must feel indebted to wanda. wanda lost her best friend so nat could keep hers

Honestly. I feel like all the Avengers assumed that Wanda and Natasha would just kind of avoid one another, but I also headcanon that Wanda basically lives with the Bartons and refuses to go a week without seeing Nathaniel Pietro (and she always calls him by his full name, lbr) so they have to run into one another eventually. 

So maybe one night Natasha shows up at the Barton farm and Wanda disappears into her room. No one really comments on it, and Natasha has a good time with Laura and Clint and the kids, but after she helps put the children to bed and has a nightcap with Laura, she goes to Wanda’s room. And Clint’s holding his breath, half waiting for things to get violent, but Wanda opens the door for her and closes it. 

Natasha doesn’t stay long and doesn’t say much, just gives Wanda the picture that Pietro used to carry around with him. It’s the only one left of the Maximoffs, and Natasha went to get it from wherever it ended up after the battle of Sokovia. After that, there’s a kind of understanding between them.

Plus, Nathaniel Pietro is going to be the single most protected child in the universe, named after a spy and the man that gave his life to save his father. I imagine so many shopping dates where Wanda and Natasha go crazy and come home with ridiculous amounts of presents for the kids. I mean, if anything, they would bond over how much they love that kid. 

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Anonymous asked:

Even better bit to your Natasha/Peter headcanon is that she teaches Peter how to fight Black Widow style. I mean, Peter has this incredible strength and agility, but is rough around the edges when it comes to hand to hand combat. That'd be so cool...

this wouldn’t surprise me at all. like, all of a sudden having superpowers doesn’t lend itself to knowing how to fight. you can still trip over your own feet with spider-like abilities. 

can you just imagine the fuck ups that Natasha would witness when she trains him? Like he punches at her so sloppily that she literally just has to step out of the way to dodge it, but his super strength leads to momentum that propels him into - and through - the opposite wall. i imagine there would be this beat of silence before natasha pisses herself laughing and has JARVIS send a copy of the footage to the whole team

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Anonymous asked:

I just wanted to say that I agree with you completely about hate everywhere. I've had to unfollow a bunch of people I'm really going to miss seeing on my dash because there's so much hate going around for the movie and some of the characters and I can't stand it

im sorry you’ve had to do that love

and don’t get me wrong, i love these characters and i know once i see the movie ill get all excited and talk about too, but the amount of negativity ive been seeing, even when i have literally everything blacklisted is absolutely ridiculous

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Anonymous asked:

honestly i think of u like a mother to the corner of this fandom and like im simultaneously so frightened of u yet so jelly of ur Position of Authority its amazing

.....you think i have authority? friend omg no one listens to me i just sit here on my computer bopping around and avoiding drama but bless

what do you think of me?

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Anonymous asked:

!!! AAAHHH!!! I'm so happy for you! You seriously finished a book! That's amazing! I've not even come close to finishing mine but I'm always thrilled when I see others finishing! It's so great! Get yourself a nice soothing meal or drink and celebrate!! You deserve it! I bet I'll see a post about publishing it in a year or too as well! ;) Have a nice night!

im trying to get it published this summer im really excited

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Have you ever seen a flower bloom in the first days of May? The way it sprouts so slow, and steady. Like its been holding in a secret all winter, and finally, /finally/ it could let it out? She was a blooming flower, personified. Strong, and capable, but only at her own pace. That was Cayla, pure will, and pure beauty. She was... nature at it's finest. ((sorry this is so bad I did my best))

wow oh wow i love this holy shit

describe me like an author would in a book

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