Now @ballerinawidow

okay so i see this and i raise you:

Clint flirting with Natasha as she helps him through the window because gods dammit dad are you really sending me to help this guy out of his own godsdamned window? this is the heroic of equivalent of getting a cat out of a tree

but it turns out the guy is cute and he’s a terrible flirt but it’s hysterical watching him try

send me mythology aus?

hahahaha i don’t think im ever gonna stop writing

im currently writing a mythology au for tmfu so be on the lookout for that!

Ooooooh that could be very interesting! Although I’m thinking about Zeus being Gaby’s stand-in father. (”Where’s your father?” “He’s on Olympus, has been for millennia) and maybe then Poseidon as Waverly? Especially since he’s British Naval Intelligence, lol

And then their handlers could be Kronos and Ophion, that would be hella!

Right?!?!? i think it’s so cool

and I’m also thinking that Illya’s accent would be on account of him speaking the Language of the Dead, which would also be off-putting (like no one wanted to fuck with the Russians during the Cold War obvs)

And Gaby has to be taken to the underworld bc her mother/sister Victoria!Demeter wants to plunge the world into eternal winter, and already has her father, Pan. All she needs is Gaby to do it and obviously the Big Three can’t let that happen

I’m tossing around the idea of Posideon being Illya’s “handler” and Zeus (Gaby’s adopted father) being Napoleon’s. Just a thought for now

Okay so for everybody:

Illya is Hades, big bad God of the underworld that nobody wants to fuck with and little Gaby is just so incredibly unimpressed with him and dances around in flower crowns basically being more badass that him

I’m thinking she’s taken to the underworld by Napoleon!hermes (God of thieves and the only one who can freely go in and out of the underworld) to protect her from her mother (?)/ sister Victoria!Demeter who has already kidnapped her father, Pan, in an attempt to plunge the world into eternal winter. Of course then you have Zeus and Poseidon yanking on both of their chains trying to sway things in their favor and everything gets messy.But they seek shelter in the underworld and Illya falls in love with this terrifying spitfire that is way more impressive than he is and its fluffy and ridiculous

i just made a post about it! if you have more specfic questions lmk bc i would love to expand this more!

thanks!

im basically thinking that gaby is Persephone and Illya is Hades, the scary God of the Underworld and little Gaby is just so unimpressed by him and his so-called ferocity

I’m also thinking Solo as Hermes, God of Thieves, also the only one to be able to just walk in and out of the Underworld at any time.

I’m thinking Victoria as Demeter, hell bent on freezing over the world when Gaby doesn’t give her what she wants? I’m not sure yet