where does a mansplainer get his water
from a well, actually
I'm doing research for my stucky daemon au and I come across this furry nonsense
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“white guy accident superpowers mysticism internal conflicts superhero everyone stick around for the tag at the end of the credits”
“also stars tilda swinton as the character that’s usually an asian guy”
YES
to be fair i thought it looked like a dildo too but your calling it an SU dildo has me thinking of that one time i looked up rule 34 steven universe... why did i do that
wait dear god why would you look that up
“your sister’s going to the gym at 7:30.”
“yyyyyyyeeeeeeeeah that’s not going to happen.”
“sweetie. you’ve got to get yourself back.”
get myself back. right. get myself back to when i, a 5′9″, broad-shouldered, fucking brick house of a girl and weighed 130 pounds, was eating 800 calories a day and tried to kill myself.
yeah i fucking want to get that person back
in other news my dad is still treating me like garbage and my whole family is supposed to come up this saturday and i don’t even want them to
Ballerina Amelie Segarra dances the en pointe ballet technique (in which the performer typically dances on the points of their toes) on the tips of huge, menacing kitchen knives in an empty, darkened theater on a grand piano.
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I got this.
so some crying, an anxiety attack, and some hyperventilating later i feel way worse than before.
i’m going to bed. sorry for vomiting all of my crap onto everyone’s dash
HERE, HAVE A JOKE IN SPANISH:
"-sabe inglés?
-si
-como se dice ”un zapato” en inglés?
-a shoe
-salud
-gracias”