me @ the freaking dongers meme

@halloweeniebattles @skelesteve

I smoked one alcohol and my left arm fell off

says bucky to his and steve’s grandchildren when they ask what happened to his arm

cue steve from the kitchen: bucky you can’t tell them that

so you’re telling me natasha is not on steve’s side after all that development in cap2?

WHY YOU SHOULDN’T GET THE SIGNS MAD

Aries: They were literally named after the God of War. U ever get one mad? It’s like HULK SMASH they have no chill and they never get tired they only stop when they get bored 

Taurus: Ok they’re pretty chill and lazy eating their grass and shit, but bulls get pretty angry especially during bull-fights and when u taunt them. They will gore u and have nO SHAME

Gemini: Seemingly harmless since everything about them is fake, but they can turn EVERYONE against u even ur own mother they’re so good w people don’t mess w them

Cancer: When they get mad they retreat into their own little shell bUT THEY COME BACK A MILLION TIMES STRONGER they like get blinded by anger and lose any sense of reason

Leo: They have all the force of a great typhoon and the strength of a raging fire + they don’t do that forgive and forget bullshit they will always be looking for an opportunity to kill ur sorry ass

Virgo: Not inherently violent, but chillingly intelligent. Expect them 2 blackmail u bc they know everything about u and every trace u have left on the internet and they will let the whole world know about it #noregrets

Libra: It’s annoying. They will talk shit about u FOREVER and then ignore u, then pretend to be ur friend, then be really cold and it’s just annoying, you wish they’d kill u already but they won’t

Scorpio: Scariest assholes out there. Remember Raven from Teen Titans and how she has dark forces and basically the entire underworld on their side? That’s all u need to know

Sagittarius: They know exactly what to say to hurt u. Words don’t hurt? Really?? Get a Sagittarius mad, and they’ll bring up something u forgot about and it’ll make u cry urself to sleep for 3 days

Capricorn: They’ll get really quiet and WILL NEVER LET IT GO AND WILL mENTION it in front of other people and people will listen to them bc they’re so calm and rational 

Aquarius: Either you’ll disappear or they will. Neither scenario will leave a trace.

Pisces: Easily influenced by other’s opinions, so if someone else hates you, they probably will and they’re SO GOOOD at playing the victim, you’ll basically have no friends ever again

so i have this tiny little headcanon that Claire is a wonderful singer - i mean we already know Rosario has a killer voice (see: Rent) - but very shy about it. and sometimes when Matt’s passed out in her apartment or sleeping off his injuries, she’ll sing to herself, thinking that he can’t hear her, but the minute he wakes up she stops.

Matt will never say so, but sometimes he pretends to be asleep so that he can hear her singing softly, switching from Spanish to English effortlessly, and privately he thinks her voice is more beautiful than any of the hundreds of records in his collection