I dwell in possibility...

i want to personally apologize to everyone who followed me for one fandom and is then bombarded with my 30 other fandoms that you have no interest in. 

Me going through the comments and tags after I've posted an angsty fic:

Goals writing HoarFrost Hel honestly.

With everything going on, Ralph is super needy and wants you with him, but of course, he won’t tell you this, so he just sits in his chair like this, watching you as you go out for your girls night…

@wickednerdery 😘

“No, no, it’s fine. Go out, have fun. I’ll just, you know, be here. Working on stuff.” …And then he follows you around from the moment you get home into the next day. 

@crazytxgradstudent​​ 😘

And it’s a week later, and now you’re going on that business trip outta town. The one you’ve been dying to go on…and the one he’s been dreading, praying and hoping it’s canceled. But it’s not canceled, and now it’s time to head to the airport, and poor Ralph, he’s even more clingy, and you’re getting annoyed with him because you’ve got a million and one things to do, but you don’t want to hurt his feelings by telling him that he’s driving you insane!

Finally, you’re all packed and ready, and you’re sitting at your desk, trying to make sure your flight and room are taken care of, and you look up to see Ralph trying to make you smile as he shows you a pic he’s just scribbled on a notepad.

“Who does this look like?”

@wickednerdery 😘

P.S. - thanks for this! I think we can all use some silliness right now 🥰

“It looks like you, whenever I leave.” You smile, then laugh a bit.

“Well...” He cracks his own smile, setting the sketch down. “I can’t say you’re wrong.” Then he grows serious again. “You really have to go?”

“I really have to go. And I really have to go, right now.”

He groans as he gets up, not wanting to even think about it. About being alone, without you. “I’ll drive you.”

“As long as you don’t put some kind of police tracker on my luggage or something.”

“That would be illegal without a warrant.”

“And?”

His smile flickers back. “And there wasn’t enough probable cause to get one.”

You share your laugh.

@crazytxgradstudent​ 😘

PS: Thank you, I couldn’t agree more on needing some silliness these days!! And I know this turned into a drabble more than headcannon - sorry, not sorry, lol!

Killing Them Softly (2012) Directed by Andrew Dominik

If this isn’t the most accurate description of my sense of humor, I don’t know what is.  😂

me

*also reposting this one because I worked my ASS off on this and I’m pretty proud of it so yeah* 

This shit is glorious.

Tiger Tail Pretzel Sticks

Anyone want some delicious little Lucilles to nibble on?

"I’ll eat the fuckity fuck fuck fuck outta fuckin’ Lucille!” ~ Negan.