Ineffable Dads AU

I desperately want to see a scene with Thor and Loki where they have to remove all of their weapons. Thor puts down Mjolnir while we spend the next 5 minutes watching Loki remove most of his knives.

AND WE HAVE THAT TROPE where knives are definitely where they SHOULDNT be or IS LITERALLY PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO BE. And with each passing blade the intimidating edges and intricate designs get scarier and scarier. And somehow THE KNIVES KEEP COMING????????? How??????

The how is that half of those knives aren’t real, just illusions that Loki cast cos the shit wanted to see the guard’s face when he pulled out a ridiculous number of weapons (he kept his real daggers, yes the smol ones, hidden on himself still.)

When he pulls out a knife during the meeting, the guard just gawks while everyone panics, “HOW THE HELL DO YOU STILL HAVE KNIVES WHAT THE FUCK??”

Ntm he also has pocket dimensions where he keeps his shit. Just Mary Poppins a fucking long sword out of his tight leather pants.

I love this so much and need this to happen…

@maiden-of-asgard @wickednerdery @welcome-to-fangirl-hell

Peter: Here *Hands Loki a green glow stick*

Loki: What is this?

Peter: It’s called a glow stick, you wave it around, like this

Peter: *Starts shaking the glowstick rapidly*

Loki: It’s stupid

Peter: *Stops shaking the glowstick*

Loki: I like it

Oh man… I had planned to write something similar, just with watching Buffy (after the dream I had with Spike) and Loki sees how much you are into vampires (even gets a bit jealous, cause you have a crush on Spike and Angel) and so one night he surprises you and “turns” into a vampire. It’s not exactly the same idea, but still… I dont want to make the impression of stealing ideas :/

@welcome-to-fangirl-hell Sweetie, just write it, haha! Everyone should know by now that sharing an idea with a writer - or at least me lol - is like throwing the idea into the wind for anyone to catch and use at any time.

Also I’ve absolutely no time to write this at the moment and I wanna read some Spike or Adam by you!! ^_^

Ok, but how about... teasing Laing by wearing a short skirt without wearing knickers underneath...

I see this ending in rough stairwell sex...don’t ask why, just accept it.

((Haha, bonus points if, no matter the sex act, Laing actually says “don’t ask why, just accept it.“ LMAO!!))

It needs some Wilder eye fucking you and a possessive demonstration from Laing over that…>.>

Just when I didn’t think it could get better, LOL!!

“so i realized at the end of crimson peak, the credits end and the crimson peak book closes and it shows edith as the author…..so was the movie the story of her real experiences at allerdale hall…or was it the ghost story she had been making up the whole time?”

This is a very interesting thought, which makes my head hurt a little. I will think about it later. Meanwhile, just leaving it here…

Edith is just crazy, she began to go mad after the passing of her mother, then increasingly so after her father’s unfortunate (truly accidental) slip-and-fall death...Allerdale Hall is actually an asylum husband and wife, Thomas and Lucille Sharpe, run . Lucille is quite strict, more focused on running the place as one would a corrections facility and finds Edith’s behavior both irritating and disturbing; she’s in favor of lobotomizing the girl, but for now simply (slightly) over-medicates the girl with sedatives. Thomas is more focused on the potential for recovery and curing the patients; he promotes Edith’s flights of fancy and encourages her to write as therapy.

...Sounds like a potentially fascinating AU...

(Perhaps Alan is a childhood friend of Edith who aides in financing her stay/care there and occasionally visits??)

Imagine Loki getting into a heated argument with Adam. Adam gets so annoyed that he bites Loki.

I wanna see a fic on this this crap would be funny

Some one has to write a fic on this

Any one want a one shot on this ?

Not sure yet if I’ll have time to write it, but OMG if this isn’t the most accurate imagine of Loki and Adam together, I don’t know what is, lol!

I do love me some role-reversals, lol! 😊

Laing could - the nurse could either be an assistant helping him at the teaching hospital or someone within the high rise who does her best to keep people sane and alive within the building as it falls apart.

Pine could also work. In the show he was brought to a private doctor, I believe, but given his beating he'd have likely needed care after and that could be done by a nurse. Also, on other missions, he could either find (or have set in place by his superiors I suppose) a medical contact should anything go wrong and it could be the nurse.

Adam works as well given he slipped into hospitals for blood in the film and, well, there are nurses there. Either pre or post the movie itself she could be one of his suppliers for “the really good stuff”.

Captain James Conrad maybe as well...the little I know of him tells me he’d have run across a nurse or two in his time, LOL!!!

Hope that helps @welcome-to-fangirl-hell!! (And, haha, that was actually a cool idea, if you don’t write it for all the characters I might write it for one sometime, if you don’t mind!!)

I love this...Write it @welcome-to-fangirl-hell!!