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mermay: forced mermaids
requested by anon
@lost-in-labradorite-halls this feels up your alley!!
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based on the assumption that human blood can survive in a vampire for about the same amount of time it can in a human body, vampires would only need to feed three or four times a year (red blood cells live about 110 days on average). this would be if they completely drained all their victims.
humans can survive losing up to about 40% of their blood, which means that a vampire pushing their limits with each victim would probably need to feed 12 times a year minimum
seeweedmermaid
so like once a month
earlgreylavenderr
Hey guess what else happens once a month involving blood
omg no
freckledglowcloud
Now that’s recycling
unrealityfreak
“Actually, period blood would be really good for a vampire; it’s incredibly nutritious, because it’s supposed to feed a foetus! And it’s probably the cleanest blood in the human body. It’s sterile.” My wife contributed.
homestuckorbust
Vampire lesbians
@hilariouslygrounded Camila was right
@ladyfluff @wickednerdery If this meta is needed in any upcoming fics of yours or it might be interesting in general. 😅😄😂
Good to know.
Anonymous asked:
When Loki is in Juten form his skin is obliquely cold but would his insides be cold as well. Like, his cum. Would it warm or cold like a milkshake? (Sorry for the weird question but this has been on my mind for a while)
To be quite honest there are a number of theories on that and each one has valid points. I myself I imagine, in Jotun form, everything about him is cold including, yes, his cum. But I also imagine Loki has enough control over his body (inside and out) that he can warm and chill himself according to how he and/or his lover would want him…and, again, that would include his semen.
Also…heehee, Jotun!Loki’s dick and cum are always described as cold treats and that delights me to no end, LOL!! 😂
((My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,And they’re likeIt’s better than yours,Damn right,It’s better than yours,I can teach you,But I have to charge))
Can you try a little experiment for me? Loki talking dirty or seductive, but something that a silver tongue would take pride in, and something that an intellectual would take pleasure in. What would that sound like?
…I’m not really sure what you mean by “sound like”…Do you mean what would be said or how it’d be said?
I imagine how it’d be said wouldn’t be much different than how Loki might say anything seductive - deep voice, low volume, hint of a growl, right in the person’s ear…until his mouth finds other places to be, of course, then it’s up against the skin with hot breath.
What would be said…My mind goes to either history/mythology - Asgardian or some other? - or literature of some kind - most likely poetry, but not necessarily.
Ummm…perhaps something like this…
((Leda and The Swan covers the Greek myth of Zeus seducing (others say raping) a princess while in the form of a swan on the same night as Leda bedded her husband - from that night two eggs hatched, giving Leda four children: Helen (aka “Helen of Troy”), Clytemnestra, and Castor and Pollux.))
Though, of course, if the intellectual were more science or mathematically inclined I’m sure Loki would switch to, perhaps, describing the Asgardian/Midgardian body as it becomes aroused or, haha, even maths!
So, perhaps, something like this as well…
((Starts about 30 seconds in.))
…I really hope this helps answer your question @boredbrooder…and that the videos play, LMAO!!
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Me: *falling asleep to an audiobook on the science of the gut*
Book: saliva is actually filtered blood!
Me: ʕʘ‿ʘʔ
Me: ʕʘ‿ʘʔ
Book: saliva also contains a painkiller that is stronger than morphine, but we don’t produce a lot of it otherwise we’d be constantly high
Me: ʕʘ Д ʘʔ
Opiorphin is 6x stronger than morphine and actually contains an anti-depressant compound which is why some doctors believe it’s linked to comfort eating
shadybitchcraft
Everyone spit on me so I won’t be depressed
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Vampires suck your blood to get Vitamin D because they can’t go out in the sun themselves. Ever think about that? No. Because you only think of yourself.
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Professor Stephen Hawking believes Zayn might still be in One Direction - in a different universe
I feel like this captures the true spirit of what it means to accept women. It would not have been hard for a guy to make a joke at teenage girls’ expense, we see it in our culture everywhere. Whatever teenage girls love is mocked endlessly, and it’s only very recently people have started pointing it out. Stephen Hawking took the opportunity to tell a joke and use it to not only encourage those girls to pursue science, but also to encourage what they already love and show his acceptance that it’s okay to love and enjoy that thing in a positive way. It’s such a small, but huge thing all at once, and I adore it.
yxoque-deactivated20170920
Someone finally put quality content on the Less Wrong Facebook page.
kijilinn
I… love this so much.
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Just over thirteen hours to go and I’m still expecting 2016 to pull some shit
According to science, 2016 has one extra second to do it too...
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Um …. I have lost the ability to speak. @flames-bring-a-ton-of-ash, have you seen this masterpiece??
Omgggggggg how have I never seen this before?! I’m…I’m dead. Although for research purposes I think we should compare their bottom halves as well.
Yes! For Science.
...Vagina science... 😉
New blog post, this one on The Walking Dead/Fear the Walking Dead and their portrayal of the zombie apocalypse.
…This one involves my own theories and some science…