wickednerdery reblogged
Offspring
You: Guys, guess what? Loki and I are getting offspring!
Thor @Loki: I TOLD you to use a condom! Haven't I told you to always use a condom, little brother?! Haven't I told you?! Now look what you've done!
Natasha: Don't you take the pill, y/n?
Steve: You need to get married!!! Asap!!!
Tony: *le gasp*
Peter, squealing excited: Oh nice, I'll be an uncle!
Bucky: Cool, I can teach your lil pooper a move or two.
Loki: We went to the animal shelter, you idiots!
All, disappointed: Oh...
Thor: So you DO use a condom every time, like I told you? Yes? You know how important it is! I told you so many times!
Loki: *facepalm*