A bit ago I saw a pic of the lovely Lee Pace in his Thranduil makeup on the film set, but he was wearing a flannel shirt….and lo, Cottage Core Flanduil was born. 

I could not help myself. 

Creator: @jessielucid

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What the, and I mean this with no disrespect, actual feck is this? Your majesty! Really?! I know you're away at the moment but...??

@starscreamloki

Break my rules part II xD.. rules are here to break 😸😆

Thranduil, 2015

walking around the house at night w my cell phone flashlight on instead of turning on the lights feeling like a bronte character with a candle

Doing the good work for the people and translating Shakespeare as it should be done👍

The nature of humanity is that every so often someone accidentally invents Shakespeare again

Okay, I think this started as a joke post, but it’s actually a pretty good AND CULTURALLY ACCURATE translation?

Like, we think of Shakespeare as highbrow because he’s old. He wasn’t highbrow. If you’re reading the play in book form and you haven’t found a dick joke on any given page yet you’re either reading a specific passage in Macbeth, or you need liner notes. This is in fact pretty much how it would be written today.

🗡🛡🗡 // Do not anger Lee Pace otherwise you can awaken the ancient power // 🗡🛡🗡

Modern Thranduil Vibes!

Is it bad that I find this hot?

Haha, couldn’t say, but I know I do!!

🗡🛡🗡 // Do not anger Lee Pace otherwise you can awaken the ancient power // 🗡🛡🗡

Modern Thranduil Vibes!

A dream ✨

...I want to write this...

Which boy? 😏

Not sure...you (or anyone else) have a preference??

((This is an “including, but not limited to” set of options here lol))

Hmmm feel like these three would be best to this particular idea...

((Ulfr ofc))

Hahahaha, I totally thought of Ulfr too...it’s so him to do something like that!!

Thranduil is an interesting idea too though - I can either modernize him OR bring the concept into his world...instead of watching TV perhaps they’re enjoying a play or musical performance??

Uhhhh modern Thranduil 🤩

...MIGHT have to change his hair color...otherwise... 😅

((Lee Pace as John DeLorean in Driven, I’m dying, LMAO!!))

Modern fantasy? Keep the hair?

Perhaps give Thranduil a man bun?? That might work...could be hot, lol!!

A dream ✨

...I want to write this...

Which boy? 😏

Not sure...you (or anyone else) have a preference??

((This is an “including, but not limited to” set of options here lol))

Hmmm feel like these three would be best to this particular idea...

((Ulfr ofc))

Hahahaha, I totally thought of Ulfr too...it’s so him to do something like that!!

Thranduil is an interesting idea too though - I can either modernize him OR bring the concept into his world...instead of watching TV perhaps they’re enjoying a play or musical performance??

Uhhhh modern Thranduil 🤩

...MIGHT have to change his hair color...otherwise... 😅

((Lee Pace as John DeLorean in Driven, I’m dying, LMAO!!))

A dream ✨

...I want to write this...

Which boy? 😏

Not sure...you (or anyone else) have a preference??

((This is an “including, but not limited to” set of options here lol))

Hmmm feel like these three would be best to this particular idea...

((Ulfr ofc))

Hahahaha, I totally thought of Ulfr too...it’s so him to do something like that!!

Thranduil is an interesting idea too though - I can either modernize him OR bring the concept into his world...instead of watching TV perhaps they’re enjoying a play or musical performance??

Finally finished Coriolanus

(A few highlights, paraphrased by me)

Caius’s mom: Damn my son is good at battling.

Caius’s wife: Do we have to talk about this?

Caius’s mom: Sorry. I can’t hear you over the sound of how damn good my son is at battling.

Caius’s wife: Because this is really difficult for me.

Caius’s mom: I bet he is literally covered in blood right now.

Caius’s wife: Please stop.

Caius’s mom: He probably even has guts on him. Like, other people’s guts. Not his guts.

Caius’s wife: Oh, Jesus Christ.

Caius: Hey, everyone. I’m, home. I just had a glorious battle. Damn I’m good at battling. I am literally covered in blood right now. And guts. But like, not my guts. Other people’s guts.

Caius’s mom to Caius’s wife: See? I told you.

Caius’s mom to Caius: You’re so good at battling. Maybe you should go into politics.

Caius: I don’t see how those two things relate.

Caius’s mom: Let me rephrase. You’re going into politics.

Caius: I guess I’m going into politics.

(After Caius goes into politics)

Caius’s mom: Dude, the people hate you. 

Caius: Well, the people are stupid. Also, they wanted me to wear a nightgown.

Caius’s mom: You know that thing you do where you say exactly what you’re thinking when you’re out in public? You should stop doing that.

Caius: Isn’t it enough for them that I’m super good at battling?

Caius’s mom: Based on the torches and pitchforks…I’d have to say no.

Caius: It’s almost like they want me to kiss their asses or something.

Caius’s mom: I’m not sure you’re really grasping the spirit of politics.

Caius: Well I’m definitely not kissing anyone’s ass.

Caius’s mom: Think of it as a challenge. Like, you know how you’re really good at battling?

Caius: Yeah.

Caius’s mom: Well, wouldn’t it be fun if you were also good at politics?

Caius: No. No, it wouldn’t.

Caius’s mom: I basically made you, you know. You wouldn’t even be good at battling if it wasn’t for me.

Caius: Weird flex, but okay.

Caius’s mom: Seriously, go kiss some ass. Make Mommy proud.

Caius: I don’t want to.

Caius’s mom: Do it.

Caius: Fine, I will!

Caius’s mom: Well, okay. I mean, if that’s what you want.

Caius: I just said that it wasn’t.

Caius’s mom: Sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of me, telling everyone that my son is going into politics.

(Caius’s attempts to ingratiate himself upon the people are unsuccessful)

The People: Boo! You suck at politics.

Caius: In all fairness, I never said I didn’t.

The People: We are banishing you from Rome!

Caius: Oh yeah, well, I banish you!

The People: Yeah…that’s not how that works.

Caius’s mom: Fuck everyone in Rome for banishing my son. Seriously, I hope you all lose your jobs!

So ❤️ damn 🔥 hot!!