wickednerdery reblogged
Somewhere in Negan’s playlist is this song, I swear to fuck.
(Let’s be honest...It’s probably in Merle’s too, haha!)
Let's doooo - Merle, Sherry, Daryl, Rosita, The Governor, and Dwight.
Push Off a Cliff: Merle. He’s sometimes amusing in his way, but also a huge racist dick so I doubt I’d really be able to tolerate him for very long.
Kiss: Rosita…she strikes me as someone who would, you know, be cool with kissing other ladies. She also strikes me as a good kisser, haha!
Marry: Dwight. Despite all his current shit-headed toughness, he actually seemed to be a really great husband and decent guy.
Set on Fire: The Governor. Awesomely interesting villain, sometimes sympathetic, but batshit crazy and a real risk. Sorry, Governor.
Wrap a Blanket Around: Daryl, because that guy friggin’ needs it, haha!
Be Roommates With: Sherry, because obviously all Negan’s wives live together, haha! ;-)
(See what I did there? By “marrying” Dwight and being Negan’s wife?? Haha I’m evil!!)
wickednerdery reblogged
It was my brother’s idea and it was so simple: We do the crime, then go solve it for a fee, and no one’s the wiser as we rake in the dough. Then Merle goes and gets his stupid ass in a fight with a couple cops leaving me to run the whole damned racket on my own. Still could’ve worked until they walked in.
“My sister’s missin’,” she states firmly, with more determination than fear.
“And?”
The Chinaman shows more upset, concern. “You’re a private eye…”
“Missin’ girls ain’t my thang, go to the police.”
“She’s one of Negan’s girlfriends,” he adds.
“Then she’s probably wit’im.” Case solved.
“Beth always calls me, whether with him or not, she always calls,” the woman counters. “I haven’t heard from ‘er in three days, no one’s seen ‘er. She’s missin’ and I need to find her. Now are you gonna do your job and help us or do we need to go it alone?”
I wanna shrug them off, tell them it ain’t my problem, but… “Where she live?”
She gives a sigh of relief, he smiles. “We can take you there.”
“Fine,” I grunt as I stand.
“Thanks, man,” the Chinaman smiles more as they both stand. “I’m Glenn, by the way, and this is Maggie.”
“Daryl.”
Nothing goes as fucking planned, does it?
Consider this the start of the “official” Noir story (previous one-shots may be worked in, not sure) and the first time Daryl meets Glenn and Maggie. Most of the basic character facts and connections will stay the same, but events (how people meet, what happens to them and why) might change slightly.
Also, apparently, I’ll be making the aesthetics still because they’re fun, haha!
Tagged (because they asked/seemed interested): @strangersangel9 @flames-bring-a-ton-of-ash @kinkozan @vizhi0n @dusty-cookie @dwaynii @despoinak27 …Anyone else interested, just lemme know!
For anyone who missed it...also, look! Glenn lives!!