Gore/torture starters! Bon Appetit!

“Let’s see how much I can cut away before you pass out, shall we? Count with me now…” “If you had to pick, which finger can you do without?” “This place looks very plain right now. Don’t worry, I’ll decorate it with your intestines soon.” “I found this tube. I thought it’d fit nicely down your throat… Open up!” “Any last words before I thread your lips together?” “Left or right eye, which one have you always wanted to see dangling down your cheek?” “The butchers was shut already, so I’ll just have to come up with something else for tonight’s dinner, won’t I?” “Don’t worry, I’ll patch you up when I’m done. I just want to have a look inside…” “Tell me, which of these knives would you like me to use? I can’t make up my mind.” “Let’s see how long you can keep quiet for. Now try your best for me, please, I love watching them keep their screams in, until they can’t anymore… So satisfying.” “Hey, hey, sshhhh darling, you’re not dying yet.” “Do try not to be sick… You wouldn’t want to choke on it, and that gag is hard to clean.” “I brought you some water. You can have a sip for every sip of blood you’ll let me take.” “Sing a song while I work. I have wanted to make a painting on your back with your own blood for days now, but I’m lacking some inspiration.” “I know just how to make that pretty face of yours even prettier…” “Oh no, are you hungry? I should remove your stomach…”

All the worst aspects of Negan are giggling like a madman…

TAKIN’ IT LIKE A CHAMP!!

(Even if I don’t see him following through on half of them - he’s not The Governor or Terminus folks! - I could see him saying all of them, lol!)

Although I am reminded of this zinger…

Haha, that’s one of my favorite things he’s done…and why he might just do some of those things in the starters, LMAO!!

Honestly, I wanna know just how many white shirts and leather jackets this man owns. Or what his cleaning secret is. Because between Lucille-ing folks or shanking them, that’s messy work, yet this little mofo shows up so fresh and so clean everywhere. LMAO

Can’t speak on the white shirts - maybe he takes them all from everyone, lol! - but black leather jackets can hide a lot of blood for a while there.  I mean, sure, the leather won’t be all nice and supple and there might be patches that are darker than others, but it should still be black.

...Not, ya know, that I would know from personal experience or anything...😎