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Thor, mockingly: Oh, I’m sorry, were you trying to read?
Loki: You’re the only one who tries to read.
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If you wouldn’t fuck a vampire you’re a liar and a bitch
I’d fuck a vampire and then some
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i think fandom could really learn from improv, specifically the “yes, and” rule. instead of “he killed people, but” why not try “he killed people, and”
he killed people, and he’s sexier for it
yes! you get it.
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⋆☆ Totally Accurate Loki Quotes ☆⋆ #29
Yup, totally accurate. 😂
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There is this older pastor guy that I am friends with on facebook, sometimes he posts really whumpy things without realizing it. Today he posted this:
I laughed more than I should - because it sounds like a conversation between myself (I’m the “what kind of bones?” one) and a friend/family member...Also kinda wanna use it in a piece.
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Stephen, trying to show off about having broken his hands before and having died multiple times: Have you ever broken a bone?
Loki: Yeah
Stephen: You know how it hurt?
Loki: Not really
Stephen, confused: What bone did you break?
Loki: My neck
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#when you don’t feel your phone in your pocket
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You turn on your PC to keep working on your novel, but to your surprise, when you open the file, it is writing itself. You read some of what has already been written and it seems your characters have created free will, and the plot is progressing without you.
“oh thank god” says the writer
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Y/N : “Goodnight my loves, I… We are playing the doctor ?
Adam : ”… What ?“
Eve : “He’s going to get some blood at the hospital, darling."
Y/n : "Oh. And then, we will play the doctor ?"
Adam : ”… I don’t understand.“
Eve : "Our dear Adam is too pure for that, he’ll be the patient."
Adam : ”… I’m not sick.“
Y/N : "But you are very hot."
Adam : ”… I’m not, I’m dead.“
Eve : "Go get the blood my love, we will explain later.”
(Doctor Adam :)
(Patient Adam who still doesn’t understand :)
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Loki would go to random wedding out of boredom and shout "I still love you" and then wait for drama.
Oh my gods, he so would!!
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Y/N: Hey, where's that annoying neighbor you told me about?
Loki: In the garden.
Y/N: Where? I can't see him.
Loki: You'd have to dig a bit
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@wickednerdery 😂 Rin chilling with wolves though which prompts Ulfr to turn into a wolf too, 🤭. It’d be so adorable. 💕 Though wolf form or not he gets cuddles from her.