So you just popped across the Channel during a revolution, because you wanted something to nibble? Dressed like that?  – I have standards.

In which I’m Aziraphale...

me: *is sad*

some random shiny thing with no function or monetary value half buried in the dirt at the bus stop:

me: oh ho HOOO

we’re all just crows with rights and anxiety

Posting a new fic and/or chapter and anxiously waiting for a comment or kudos to validate my work

Finally getting a comment or kudos

— Inebriatednovelist

^^^  

@lokilickedme

@wickednerdery @nekoamamori @latent-thoughts

The accuracy.

“That is hurtful...and completely accurate.”

*narrows eyes at new followers*

I’m pretty sure I’m destined to disappoint most of you. 

I’ve never reblogged so fast.

When your characters won’t cooperate with your plot:

Everyone in Westworld:

YES!

me: [listens to a new song]

my brain, upon receiving one single hit of Döpamine™: we shall listen to only this song until we have wrung every last neurotransmitter out of it

Writing is, 10% typing and 90% staring at your computer trying to find a better way to describe someone eating a piece of toast.

@wickednerdery @nekoamamori @cyenakarma @latent-thoughts

“FANART IS NOT REAL ART!!!”

Do we need to talk about the relationship between the Renaissance and the Bible

I never laughed so hard.

Me: I’m gonna finish writing that thing tonight!

Me: 

The only thing more powerful than a hyper focus is

Loki: I’m 50% murder, 80% charm and 70% a natural mastermind.

Odin: That’s 200%.

Loki: I’m twice the man you’ll ever be.