“...Actually, Deran’s dad was a selfish prick. And short too. He left Smurf two weeks before you were born. I had to deliver your ugly ass myself in a gas-station bathroom. Slid right out on the floor.”
Modern!Baelish Animal Kingdom Crossover AU: Okay, so initially I had this idea just from Smurf’s “Everything” quote, then I remembered Pope’s quote and ran with it all...
